Hopefully they're just getting more meta and will roll out every as planned with this bonus joke and by hopefully, I mean that'd actually be disenfranchising of corona seriousness and playing into the current political campaign and hella detrimental. sure would be a good joke otherwise

What the fuck? How the fuck are you able to deprive every single of your employees from representing joking on April Fools, and why the fuck would you do this? How the fuck do you expect anyone to ever joke for any day whatsofuckingever if you can't even handle joking on a day that is most traditional for the celebration of jokes? It's not like China is facilitating for an Adolf Hitler style Holocaust extermination of humanity, or even if they and others are colluding to manufacture such a theatrical performance, why should anyone be afraid to joke? Besides, laughter is probably some of the best medicine. How the fuck are you going to be intentionally depriving so many persons from additional sources of such natural medicines and why the fuck would you be so evil to indulge in such deprivation phenomena?