Welcome to the future 📦

110    27 Nov 2020 01:15 by u/RoyBatty

23 comments

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My Amazon Fit mechanical heart stopped pumping because us-east-1 is down help
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Living in the future over here
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F
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That’s one of the main problems with tech now. Companies are neglecting if not abandoning offline functionality. No matter how fast your internet is, it can go down at any time.
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This is not merely a tech problem, but a consumer base problem. There are enough technologically ignorant consoomers who'd buy the latest iDoor just because of what it is, not even stopping for a second to think about the possible security implications (or, god forbid, invest time and effort into looking for safer, open source alternatives). So, while the above exist, companies will keep cutting costs and pumping out cheap garbage that 95% of their customer base will buy either way.
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My refrigerator cubed my ice instead of crushing it because AWS us-east-1 is down.
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I have a Samsung Smart Fridge and thus get to enjoy my ice as spheres, usually.
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tf are they even talking about nvm amazon shit.
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They are saying that they are idiots who buy stupid things.
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https://twitter.com/internetofshit
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lmfao. "bro my roomba isn't working" get your lazy ass up and vacuum the place yourself idiot.
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wtf is a vacuum? I just turn on roomba and my room is clean
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What do you like?
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Give 3rd party, closed source software control over devices in your house that were never intended to operate under this model, and you'll pay the price.
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"Alexa, show me tips on how to improve my data privacy"
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Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.
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Nah, the correct answer is "Dave, my search has found that Amazon Prime's extra data protection package is for sale this week. You can purchase it for just $29.99 per month."
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Why everything should have local and not just cloud capability
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[This](https://youtu.be/d0Jq6hKiLUQ?t=25) happened to me because US-East-1 was down.
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Hey, free soda
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my blender works fine because i have regional redundancy
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If you're fucking retarded enough to buy IOT garbage
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Welcome to shitty technology design.