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Let me guess, with politically correct points of view.
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"man, grandpa just hasn't been the same since his death..."
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They built him back "better"
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My Republican grandpa died and now, he not only votes Democrat, is online singing endless songs of praise for Dear Leader.
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In the future, you will die and go to a 'heaven' where your soul is downloaded for all eternity as slave to Microsoft which is revealed in the texts as Satan.
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Nope. Im going the route of nano bots maintaining my body to help me live as long as possible then slowly replace my cells as parts of me receive damage and die naturally from old age till the last of my brain cells have been copied by nano duplicates hundreds of years from now leading me to wonder if I'm sill me or a hi tech copy while I enjoy the thousands of years I have after. Wait did I type that out loud? ....I mean......This article sounds dumb.
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Does it have learning capabilities? Because I want to corrupt someone's dead loved one like we did with Tay Tweets.
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start posting racist and controversial stuff *modern problems require modern solutions*
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Jokes on them, no one wants to talk to me alive or dead.
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Everything about this is unwholesome
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im pretty sure theres a Black Mirror episode about this
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Do it! Look how well things worked out with Tay, if my sentience is legit behind the bot they're gonna have a bad time.