Remember guys, don’t date anyone, don’t ask anyone out, don’t even say hello to anyone. In 50 years, in case you’re successful, they’ll try to “expose” you. I’m not sorry about it happening to Bill Gates in particular, who’s a big fan of the Chinese government (literally can’t stop raving about them every time China is mentioned), but it’s fucked up. I hate modern journalists. Scum of the earth.

Gates is megascummy regardless of these deets