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Windows 11: Now with more spyware!
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Translation: please back up your data. Lol.
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windows online, you log in to a copy of windows the same way you log in to an email, you get more processing resources and the "best thing of all" hardware is no longer in control of the people. everything you do inside of it can be deleted at any time because censorship and shit like that. So people will be able to use windows in the most crappy machines because the computer only streams input data out, and recives video data in. This is awful, because if they don't like the book you have been writing, they just delete it from your windows online copy.
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gross
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so we'll be on to LTSD then?
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Betcha windows will now run inside the Linux kernel.