Permabanned, called a “fucking idiot” and mod muted from r/eatcheapandhealthy for a fact dressed as comedy… NSFW 🥈

54    15 Feb 2022 11:56 by u/friendlysaxoffender *

Someone was singing the praises of pineapple in r/eatcheapandhealthy and there was a discussion about the benefits of this seemingly perfect fruit. I piped up saying it also is supposed to make your cum taste good and have been permabanned, got a message from the mods calling me a “Fucking idiot” and then put on mute when I tried to ask why they saw this as ban worthy let alone insulting me. The fact is it DOES improve your …flavour and for people in a relationship it might be an interesting thing to know. I thought while not dead serious it was still on topic. Now I’m banned from a sub I enjoyed participating in and can’t even state my case. Unbelievable. EDIT! I just this moment got an auto mod message from general Reddit saying my response to the mod was flagged as abusive! Fucks sake these guys are insane with power. I had made no further attempts to contact them after my mute since there was no point. Original message thread went him calling a “fucking idiot”. Me asking what it was I’d done to deserve that language or the ban. Was then told to look at my comment history and that I was a “fucking idiot” again before being muted for 30 days. NOW it’s ME getting a message about abusing mods???? Is there someone I can actually complain about this bullshit to? It’s not on.

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Remember that mods are dog walkers with power trips. Reddit will never be fixed so its best to just back away and go back to old school protocol based talking instead of platform based talking.
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Sure, I’m grieved that it was a sub I kinda liked and for something innocuous. I’ve been a dick for fun in others and been bonked without reprieve but I didn’t care and was fine to leave them to their power trip.
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I've lost several over the years for similar bullshit and this is why I am becoming very leery of platforms. I miss the protocol days.
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That’s before my time. It’s not great loss, Reddit is my wind down bit my life. Sucks to be called out for bullshit reasons though don’t it! Ah well!
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How can you have a sub about eating cheap and healthy and not talk about jizz?
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Exactly. If you’re broke, recycle!
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Weird given this. https://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/ssmej5/pineapples_16_powerful_reasons_why_you_should_eat/hwzb1sm/
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Ooh but they said NUT and I said CUM. I am a pervert and worthy of banning without warning FOREVER. Thank you I will quote this to Hitle…ahem…Adolf Modler once my 30 day shush clears.
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Yeah things aren't adding up in this. OP is full of shit.
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What do you mean? You can go back in OP's history and see his exact comment. "It aaaalso makes your cum taste good apparently. I was expecting to see that on the list." OP is telling the truth
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If they want to keep it pg 13 fine, just remove the post, whatever. Who cares. A ban is just little man syndrome because some goony beard man mod is having a bad day, maybe the barista messed up his decaff betacino and he's too anxious to say anything about it.
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I guess I’m more pissed that there was no discussion. You’re right though, I deal with people like that in real life and it’s irritating to have to do the same online. Get a bit of power over their little corner and they go nuts.
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For real, but the consolation is that anyone with the time and inclination to be a reddit mod of all fucking things really isn't worth any consideration.
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What’s that? FF N8? Out of the loop on that! I’ve found an official channel to take it higher up. Not because of the initial issue but for now being reported for being abusive when I was told I was a fucking idiot on 2 occasions before being muted. It’s bullshit and I won’t stand for that. I’m damned sure I’m going to engage with this fucker now. Screenshots and all.
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Aaah. Thanks for the heads up. Knobs as far as the eye can see.
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The mod is just angry because he asked his wife's boyfriend to eat pineapple, but he instead ate asparagus and this left a bad taste in the mod's mouth.
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Hahah! Yummy nummies!
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While we are discussing pineapple. Pineapple belongs on Pizza. This is a non-negotiable. Anyone that disagrees will be called names and banned (maybe)
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Pineapple can go wherever you damned well please. Know what? I’ve had a few pizzas with it on in my time and ruddy well enjoyed them. I’m not afraid to say it.
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The sooner we all acknowledge how vital pineapple is to a pizza the sooner we can achieve world peace.
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And delicious cum.
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Pineapple is awesome on Pizza, but banning is going a bit far, I pitty those who disagree as they do not know what they are missing out on.
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You're safe. You're following the narrative. Good job
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I disagree for the most part because I find commercial pizza sauces to typically be on the sweet side of things. So having a regular deliverable chain pizza with pineapple and probably a soda to drink along side it is typically sweetness overload for me. I might as well be eating dessert instead. The caveat is that I can change up the balance of the pizza with the use of different toppings or sauces. It might not sound that appetizing, but if I'm really feeling like having pineapple on pizza and I'm ordering from somewhere that hasn't thought this stuff out, then a cream sauce, garlic, something spicy, and a combination of meats saltier than just ham is the easiest combination I can think of to counter the sweetness and tartness of pineapple. I don't mind its sweetness, but I just want a side note of it, and not want sweet to dominate my palate.
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I hate agreeing with mods You fucking potato, OP
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Damn. At least I’m delicious in a jacket or fried. But today you roasted me.
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What's weird is some parts of reddit are so uptight and strict and run by "reddit" rules and other sites are the wild west where anything goes so apparently "reddit" rules dont really apply reddit wide.
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