for(int cumCovered = 0; cumCovered < 500; cumCovered++) {
    System.out.println("This gal needs more jizz!");
    getGalMoreHotCum();
    giveBrosHighFives();
}

Read through this shit-show to see how harmful/distracting these idiots are to a project. It's a complete joke.

Added an update to the OP. Many thanks for the input and interest!

Thought I'd let ya know, I've added an update to the OP regarding changes to RandomVoat and announcing TopPostOnVoat. Thanks again for your input and interest! :)

Thanks! I'm planning on adjusting it to link just one random (current) thread, based on the great feedback that everyone's given so far. I gave a slightly more in-depth answer to @NiklausTheNaked above.

Sure can! I can point it to pull from any subs.

It's currently pulling from: /v/Showerthoughts /v/TIL /v/whatever /v/funny

The way the ruby script operates, I can have it pull from many subs or just one.

Yeah, the original concept was to just smash up to 3 randomly selected strings (post titles) together, as it can produce some random/silly results. However, after the feedback I've received so far, I think I'll be adjusting it to just grab one random link from a dump file, which will be scraped and overwritten daily (at least once/day) to avoid linking to extremely old threads.

Thanks!

I'm working on another one as we speak that will tweet the current top post ~few hours, which will include the direct link to the posts it tweets. I've already set up the place-holder account on Twitter - TopPostOnVoat - and am currently adjusting the ruby script I'm using to scrape titles with. I should hopefully have it running by tonight/tomorrow. I'll update once it's live!

Much appreciated, glad you like it!