Technically you only need a license to rent it. You could do a straw purchase of a Uhaul...

I find it funny that we often act like driving is a privilege that can be revoked. When realistically there's not enough actual enforcement of the law to make that reality (people drive without licenses and insurance all the time). While that's imo a good thing because less enforcement of laws means more freedom, it also makes the conversations on rights pretty moot. Many of your "rights" are without a doubt infringed upon in the letter of the law, but in practice, you likely only suffer for violating the law if suffering is what you deserve (you screwed up bad enough to get the attention of the law, perhaps many times).

This reads like a inspiration for an animated web series. Where criminals have some code of honor and wouldn't dare shame their fellow syndicate peers, on pain of 💀.