I figured that but wanted to egg him on.

He won’t do it.

https://voat.co/v/AskVoat/3370335

Totally didn’t happen!

Gawd, I hope none of you upvoted that post.

Delete

Delete

Delete

That’s you bro!

Lol, you went over board, just a tad.

http://archive.fo/mJjqT

You delete you content so nobody will believe you.

I love how you call Q anons Qews and yet pander to them in GA.

Still, you haven’t proven me wrong by posting any proof.

Honey, I’m screen saving all this because it’s gold!

So don’t even bother deleting. Because I will call you out when you do.

So your clit is as big as a dick?

Eww gross!

Sorry honey but 7 goats can verify that you are wrong about me being Asian. I didn’t show them my dick so I have to say that I don’t know.

It’s ok if your clit is bigger than my dick. Really! It is! I’m not a tranny and I like girls. How cute are you?

You obviously do honey. Just like how you respond to me in QRV. You do care but want to divert from the topic that your account got high jacked because either sucks at coding or you have a shitty ass password.

Oh? Such a woman. You want everyone to lie because you do!

Besides being a larp, you’re an admitted liar.

Thanks!

Exactly! Lol

She’s a girl.

She is totally loosing her arguments with me and started talking girl talk. It’s not even liberal reasoning but just simply a frustrated tranny or woman. Lol

You can’t really. Corporate likes the contracts that they can cancel relatively easy. They also don’t value American employees because we are more expensive. Lol, they only see quarterly financials.

Push for agile teams. And vote for candidates that want to limit H1B workers.

But, that doesn’t help with companies that build offices here and yet still source work to India.

Tata is the other.

Many other smaller companies are doing well too.

Contracting companies are also taking a cut of those hires.

$100 to TCS and then They pay the contractors $50.

It’s a good racket. TCS built a campus the size of Googles.

Sounds like your scrum master and project managers were idiot Ms who didn’t understand agile and how to manage.

You were using agile wrong and you talk about scrum as being agile.

You are confusing me.

As for the sprint not fixing something now, we’ll what the fuck did you do for QA and UAT?

Seriously, do you guys just deploy and fix production bugs on the fly? Do you developers even consider what happens when your hotfox fucked up other things?

Jesus ...

Sounds like your agile implementation (which is what you really are complaining about) sucked.

If a story was shot - blame the BA and product owners.

What kind of fucked system were you working with? It definitely wasn’t agile using scrum properly.

Also, talk to HR for hiring shit staff who can’t do agile correctly.

Bad scrum manager then.

Scrum is 15 minutes and must stick to just what is being worked on. If a discussion starts about a particular issue then it must be stopped or you end up with what happened to your team.

Other meetings include agile elements like back log grooming and retrospecs.

You worked in a fucked up situation where the tools were used wrongly.

What are you going on about????

Scrum uses JIRA or Azure DevOps (VSTS) to track bugs and features.

Scrum is just a 15 minute standup meeting basically.

Or are you going on about Velocity and the need to keep story points down so that sprints can be completed?

Sounds like those 2 years had a shit team instead of good developers or just a shitty ass project manager who couldn’t keep shit on track.

Scrum is just a meeting that lets other people know what you are working on and to keep track of bugs and features.

If a release did that, fire the whole QA team!

Even Indian companies are looking for Sr devs!

That’s funny! 😂

Geez so I put the / in front of cats while typing on my phone.

The other 2 points, how are they wrong? You didn’t even explain the 2 dots.

CLI commands. Gawd! Most people would just refer to the command line or terminal. lol

Thanks! I whacked that out real quick on my phone and wasn’t paying attention. Those multiple CD .. s got to me. Lol

Thanks! I was on a smoke break.

I gave up when I saw the multiple CD ..

Lol, good man for taking one for us!

10 print “Pooh”

20 Goto 10

... I was 13 or so but we are talking TSR80 back then!

Or teach her:

CD /

Sudo rm *

:-)

Imagine a folder within a folder within a folder (folders are also called directories).

So: voat > sub verseres > animals > felines > cats

You are within the cats folder (sub).

The CD .. means to go back 1 directory to felines.

Change Directory + 2 periods is shorthand for going back 1 that you came from:

If your are in felines you could:

cd /cats (to go one folder in)

So this girl was just going back one directory her whole screen.

But can’t transverse a directory ;-)

Sounds like the environments you were didn’t follow agile but had micro managers who wanted to control in order to move up.

I’m gonna with a sprint plan that we use. We identify what the product owner wants and try to limit that scope. We then approach the QA and Dev teams for reasonable check. If they think they can manage the work load we proceed or adjust. We include new features and time to work on back log bugs and new bugs. Scrum meetings are for updates on what has been done and what road blocks need to be cleared. The product manager acts as scrum leader and keeps things on track and acts to clear road blocks and to interact with the product owner in case features / bugs can’t make it into the release. Normally bugs get carried over and features make it in. No critical bugs are allowed to remain outstanding (normally). The product owner hasn’t time test and verify the release prior to release date and found bugs during this stage end up getting fixed or moved to next release.

The dev team gets to work their way through the release at their own discretion but will get guidance to which bugs have priority. Code is under continual integration and the QA team keeps the dev team on their toes.

Let’s say we were building an island in the kitchen. The product owner says they want an island with granite counter tops and stained wood. The product manager tells the QA and Dev leads what is to be done. They both then ask their teams what the time frame is. QA makes sure the specs are on track. The dev team pushes along and brings up problems like a water line issue. The product manager discusses with the product owner and then harasses infrastructure to make it work or get the solution for the dev team. The dev might throw out that oak is better than maple and the this goes up to product owner too. The product owner might want a bigger sink but that will only get installed if it can still fit the schedule or the product owner is willing to delay and spend more money. It’s never the dev teams fault and they aren’t responsible to pull it off after work unless! This is a major change that everybody writes off on. Things like caulking might need a redo and that’s on the dev team but it will have been caught during the staged demos. At no point in time should the product owner’s expectations should be so far off that the schedule be missed or that a change is needed that deviates significantly from what the dev team is working on.

Yes and No. you don’t take into account budget concerns which can increase over time. Then you also have other items that might have been a wishlist bucket item that got pulled to the top. Waterfall also doesn’t help keep the client on the pulse of progress. My client has been awesome when hitting roadblocks for ours and their reasons. We also address bugs in a more timely fashion and the client since they are on top of all information doesn’t get upset during the process. They own it all the way through so we only have to make sprint deliveries while they get exactly what they want for the better or worse in our opinion.

We have also been able to expand beyond the original scope too.

But I guess this really all boils down to what kind of client you have. If I had a non-technical and a hands off type I would not use agile for them. The client I helped now is just as technically aware as we are, they just don’t want to have on board developers and they wanted agile.

That sounds like waterfall.

I don’t mind agile since we can change requirements on the go.

So back to waterfall?

Watch his video. He’s been saying this for a long time.

Ci runners . Hmm nice.

But I forgot about MS VSTS. They have free private repos too and their ci is awesome.

I do cheap all the time, until I roll a profit on the project.

GitHub charges for private repos.

Bitbucket doesn’t but there is a limit. If you hit that limit you should be making money by then and can afford to pay or able to have setup Satis on your own server to do the same. I guess you could also install gotlab on your own too but it’s slow and pokey.

GitHub has free repos.

Bitbuvket has free public and private repos.

What the fuck are you smoking? You list off a bunch of Databases and then talk about a tool. Oh you must be talking about mS sql management tool.

A dump truck is a powerful tool too! It’s great to drive my kids to school and go to the cleaners in.

Next you go on to IntelliJ and don’t compare it to Visual Studio. Let’s compare apples before talking about oranges.

The Vi/Vim vs mouse orientated text editors arguement is highly flawed to. Funny thing is com users like spaces better than tabs! Retards. 1 key stroke vs 2/4. Their own argument falls apart there. Also, it’s a keyboard vs mouse in reality.

I clearly stated I use VSC (prior was sublime and BBEdit). I didn’t use textmate because BBEdit was still better back then.

IntelliJ products means you like loading a huge app to do what? Debug. Grab a plug-in for sublime/VSC. What else can an IDE like netbeans can do that sublime/VSC can’t? Ah right! Use up a shot load of ram! Shit recently, I don’t even open a terminal anymore, I just click that icon and boom! Built in terminal. So, nope, you pegged me wrong.

Depends which side of the screen you work on. You could piece meal various components together and pretend open source is always good. Or you could play with the big boys and pay to have Ajit work for you without having to deal with all kinds of one off solutions and many that over lap.

I don’t do .net so I just don’t see the appeal to Visual studio. While VSC on the other hand, I love it! It’s pretty too!

SQL management studio sucks. It’s clunky and just a pain to deal with. They should copy Sequel Pro on the Mac.

I tried intelliJ stuff but didn’t like the weight of it.

I like to make fun of MS but I never count them out because they really do have cool stuff every so often.

Yeah, I saw that VSTS would be integrated.

Totally forgot about Atom because VSC blew passed it almost 2 years ago. I can see these 2 merged in the near future.

Visual Studio is supposed to be some great thing ... I installed it and never used it. Blah! Sure it has a few good debugging features but I don’t work that way.

Who should have bought GitHub instead? GitHub was being shopped around so a new owner was pretty inevitable.

Yep! People like to hate on an old enemy but forget shit like this.

C isn’t my area.

iTunes university might be a good place.

How dedicated and how much time do you have?

Decent is hard to value. Making simple stuff probably would take a few months. Sure you can do tutorials and get something together within a month. But C is vast as the ocean.

3-4 hours a day of real study and I’d say 6 months you could be putting together a game like flappy birds. Maybe up to a year. But once you get going it does get easier but you start to realize there is a lot to learn. If you can make flappy birds you probably could land a job as a jr developer. 3-5 years you will start making money. 5-8 years you get close to sr pay grade and that’s where the money is. I knew a guy who read the code for Mozilla for giggles and found bugs all over the place. He worked part time and lived well enough to party a lot and still had cash to burn.

What do you really want to do?

Ruby is getting stale. PHP is closing the gap fast and many php programmers who went to ruby have come back to php. Ruby and python are solid. Python is good for various types of programming - raspberry pi is a simple and good example of this.

Game graphic programming is C variants. C kills in speed. C is king in many ways.

Nodejs is the hispter language.

If you want animations then you should look into unity & C+ or Swift.

The site idea is easily done in Ruby or PhP.

I hope that they don’t either.

Age old debate. PHP has lots of easy to access sources and everybody can help. Not the best language but look at what you are building. Do you want to be a programmer though? If so, .net (voat code base) and java make money. Java script / node js has a decent future too. Other languages are obviously good but much harder to find work.

Honestly, if you don’t want to spend a year learning to program I would look for other ways to build this like teaming up with somebody.

Yep!

The next President after him could be a problem. I worry about who will succeed Trump.

Can you program? Throwing a site like this together isn’t tough.

Future you will just tell you to buy yahoo stocks and when To sell ;-)

I would do a scale and let them circle how strongly the feel about it and then give them a content area to let them fill in their opinion.

Statistics is infamous for being able to prove a point by simple yes/no or even rating levels because of how questions can be worded. By giving them an area to fill to explain or argue against the question makes it much fairer.

Well, I thought you wanted ideas to do with your free time ;-)

As for your idea, I bet word press has a plugin to generate a database of candidates.

You could do something simple like have 10-20 fundamental concerns and then rate the candidate in 1-10 scale on their support of that idea or just a simple yes/no response.

Hell, you could go NPO and email each candidate a survey and then have them fill it out too. Or have them fill it out on your site.

Starting local would be a good idea.

Fix voat ;-)

Spoon it!

That’s about right ... i end up to almost 5 hours on some days.

Or you get shit for a project 2 days off but nobody is being agile about it ;-)

Bingo!

The state I live allows a minoroty owned company over-charge by 10%.

I live south of the rock and stay at a hotel in Addison. My IP should tell you which hotel ... lolz

I have left so many crumbs on that voat that it doesn’t bother me. I also try to keep some thoughts off the board just in case.

I am between 2 other SBBH guys. The crazy Russian and the beatle. Arkansas has great BBQ! I still haven’t been impressed by Texas. It’s good but the rednecks in Arkansas do have it proper.

Not sure of the 20 but I was thinking it went south ... 30 cuts right past downtown Cowboy town.

I-30 straight. 2 miles from my house. And then 8 miles to my job.

Haul ass ... just 2-3 over. Texas is mostly 75 so no need to do 85. Also Texas cops are trigger happy and pull people over. Arkansas troopers will let you go if you make an effort to slow down until you are out of their sight.

A ticket isn’t worth it and besides it’s not 55 limits.

Last night was a straight run and about 4 hours of agile methodology videos.

I work in dallas. But go home on the weekends. I worked from home yesterday. The pay is worth it and I make a little extra a month than by living off Arkansas wages.

Dallas is too flat and not enough night life like I am used to. But then again the Rock sucks for night life.

Hear you on the sleep part. Got up at one and drive 5 hours to get to work.

Looking forward to that episode!

PHP is like the neighborhood slut. Rides every thing and just puts out just enough that you don’t really think she is that bad.

I switched from Perl because I hated ssi calls and crap connections for sql. Text databases and locking was ugly.

Then again this was back in 01 or so.

I did a crappy version of space invaders. Could move left right and shoot “I”s ... I should have used “i” instead. And only 1 enemy ... never could figure out more :-(

Then took a break and then another and the next thing I knew you had to pay for Netscape.

I am a Laravel framework guy. I lived for a few months like 5 minutes away from the creator of it. It’s also why I moved back to the states. PHP is getting “better”.

JS. I really need to learn it but don’t want to use it on the back end.

I hate Java but love the concepts that has grown from it.

Prolly cuz I have had the chance to post a shit town here yet.

I should spam a bunch for php. Cuz lots of haters exist :-)

Hipsters!

Needing to try every cutting edge library to realize it goes abandoned because else new just got released.

Or it’s tied to FB license...

Flow.

I liked having an office just because of this. I could close the door and ignore all the asses fucking around outside.

$i, $j, $k isn’t explanatory enough? You java hater!

Which is why corporate is willing to pay more than going with a small agency ;-)

I just got thrown into an agile enivornment so I am still trying to get my head around it. One thing for sure, the user stories help writing tests so much easier. Meetings ... Yeah.

The problem I do see is that if a client thinks in the old way ... Yeah lots of trouble could come about.

But agile fits corporate really nicely.

Sounds like a middle missing problem. Having a solid team lead to wok on-site and with off-site helps.

Your example of talking to users and working out the flow is what agile was supposed to be.

Corporations that have a budget and goals set won't allow an eternal beta. But I do get your point.

No probes. I miss most sarcasm IRL and on the net so no biggie :-)

You're thinking too literally.

The joke is in the picture.

Sans serf = without serf

That is all.

PostGres is possibly better. Yet, at this level I imagine MS-SQL or Oracle are the go to technologies.

Shit. I should learn Java ...

I did catch that. Nice one!

But they want you to feel bad that you, your parents or forefathers worked hard.

lol

That is a purist view.

GNUGPL?

Totally!

Or fork the report and fix it yourself.

Good view point. I just ignore asses. I also try to say thank for the code I use.

You're right about dumping code. Lots of people do that.

Right!

That comic was so subtle to make youbfeel sorry for her. They skip how he worked hard. They use a sick parent as an excuse fornher to be a waitress. Ugh.

One point that should be considered is that you can make connections and friends there. Networking.

The problem I see here is that FB is protecting itself just beause you used React. Considering vue and angular exist ... React isn't all that unique. And FB agreed bot to sue anybody in it's React ecosystem then yeah I'd be game.

FB using the BSD this way is being a Dick ...

I do like your idea of having a no sue license. It reminds me of the don't be a donkey Dick one.