Comment on: Social Media Influencers Will Be Payed For ‘Approved Messages’ During Trial of Officer Killed Floyd
Minneapolis is still gonna burn no matter what they decide short of drawn an quartering and we're all gonna laugh at them. I'll throw in for some gun auction credits for rooftop Koreans, though
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01 Mar 2021 03:38
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Comment on: Judge "Disturbed" To Learn Google Tracks 'Incognito' Users, Demands Answers
Should just be assumed at this point.
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28 Feb 2021 14:15
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Comment on: Bill Gates uses Android over iOS, as explained in chat
Why isn't he using a Windows Phone?
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26 Feb 2021 18:12
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Comment on: OpenAI and Stanford researchers call for urgent action to address harms of large language models like GPT-3 | VentureBeat
>particularly low opinion of Black people and appears to be convinced all Muslims are terrorists.
Based GPT-3
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19 Feb 2021 19:07
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Comment on: With CMP Launch, Nvidia Steers Crypto Miner Away From GPUs
Just price them higher until the market for them balances out the supply and the demand.
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19 Feb 2021 04:20
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Comment on: Is The Next Silicon Valley in Africa? - Activist Post
>Kamkwamba had to drop out of school, he read books in the library to learn how to create a windmill to provide water for his family’s farm.
Wow, and only two millennia after Heron of Alexandria.
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15 Feb 2021 22:20
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Comment on: Google now pays 450 sites to bring you free news, including some paywalled stories
Well fuck. Now google is even more in bed with msm and vice versa. This doesn't end well.
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14 Feb 2021 13:21
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Comment on: DARPA Wants Fighter Planes to Launch Drones That Then Launch Missiles
"To get the robot you have to come up with an idea better than chainsaw bullets."
"What about a gun that shoots another gun?"
"Good, I'm liking it..."
"What about a gun where you can curve the bullets?"
"No, that's stupid!"
"What about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?"
"Kallen gets the robot."
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12 Feb 2021 12:20
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Comment on: Mini Nuclear Reactors Offer Promise of Cheaper, Clean Power
This is something we should have done 60 FUCKING YEARS AGO! If climate change does anything truly harmful in the future I'm laying the blame directly at the feet of uneducated hippies and NIMBY faggots.
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12 Feb 2021 01:06
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Comment on: Gab CEO calls for ‘silent secession’ from Big Tech: They’re ‘serving Satan’
Silent? Nah, we're pretty good calling the Biden administration an unelected coup to their faces.
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07 Feb 2021 05:58
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Comment on: New report on Apple’s VR headset: 8K in each eye, potential $3,000 price tag
Typical Apple. Features you don't need and overpriced even with the features it has. And that's before they restrict the thing to just Apple authorized applications
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04 Feb 2021 23:05
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Comment on: Hackers can trick a Tesla into accelerating by 50 miles per hour
Fucking white hats. Leave some fuckery for the black hats.
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04 Feb 2021 23:01
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Comment on: Soon Boston Dynamics’ Spot will be remotely opening doors anywhere
I don't trust any Boston Dynamics article without a two minute hooking minor.
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03 Feb 2021 04:27
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Comment on: Ford says ‘millions’ of its vehicles will run on Google’s Android starting in 2023
So what your saying is I can jailbreak a Ford.
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03 Feb 2021 04:26
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Comment on: Elon Musk has wired up a monkey's brain to play video games | TheHill
Elon! Your supposed to be working on Genetically Engineered cat girls.
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02 Feb 2021 13:27
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Comment on: Counter-terror chief warns Facebook's plan to encrypt messages will stop police foiling plots
If you're stupid enough to use Facebook to plan your terror plot, or just use Facebook in general, you deserve to be arrested.
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31 Jan 2021 14:46
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Comment on: Big Tech Bans Rebellion Against Banking Cartel
My god Robinhood, you could have had all the clout as the broker of of choice for the people. A huge increase in userbase if you said fuck the hedge fund elite,. But no, you capitulated so you can remain a 4th rate broker of people's gambling money, not even their 401Ks or the stocks they'd really care about losing..
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31 Jan 2021 04:08
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Comment on: Cable ISP warns “excessive” uploaders, says network can’t handle heavy usage
This is a shot fired across the bow at the decentralized internet. When we will have to be the original uploaders of our own content and mirrors for those that can't get on AWS or other hosts then upload will be all important, This ISP is the first in what I guess will be a long line to reduce uploading, to stifle bad opinions.
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30 Jan 2021 19:03
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Comment on: DALL-E : Image generation from text
Open it up to the internet so we can ruin it like we did Tay Tweets.
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30 Jan 2021 16:11
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Comment on: Face-reading AI will be able to detect your politics and IQ, professor says
Phrenology wasn't a pseudo-science, they were just really bad at it in the 1800s.
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30 Jan 2021 01:10
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Comment on: Google to allow gambling apps in the Play Store
So this is fine, but the Parker app is too extreme for these faggots?
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29 Jan 2021 00:55
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Comment on: Apple CEO Tim Cook claims Facebook's personalized ads cause violence
Who does this shit even work on?
I've never willingly clicked an internet ad. I've never clicked an adsense link. I've never subscribed to a service "via the link in the description, use promo code suckmydick for 3% off your first month."
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28 Jan 2021 23:06
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Comment on: Elon Musk says Tesla Semi is ready for production, but limited by battery cell output
Instead of shutting down pipelines and giving tax breaks to windmills, Biden should be throwing money at the capacitor battery problem.
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28 Jan 2021 15:32
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Comment on: It’s Not Section 230 You Hate, It’s Oligopolies
Why not hate both?

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28 Jan 2021 12:29
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Comment on: Microsoft Wants to Reanimate You as a “Conversational” Chatbot After You Die - Activist Post
Does it have learning capabilities? Because I want to corrupt someone's dead loved one like we did with Tay Tweets.
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27 Jan 2021 18:31
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Comment on: Microsoft Patents A Chatbot That Could Imitate A Dead Loved One
Does it have learning capabilities? Because I want to corrupt someone's dead loved one like we did with Tay Tweets.
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27 Jan 2021 03:40
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Comment on: Solar is now ‘cheapest electricity in history’, confirms IEA
There needs to be capicitor batteries, they need to be made out non-poisonous, abundant materials, and they need a lifespan long enough to make them worthwhile.
Crack those things and I'll say it's a workable technology.
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25 Jan 2021 20:50
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Comment on: Waymo CEO dismisses Tesla self-driving plan: “This is not how it works”
We all know we'll have the technology 10 years before the legislature says it's OK
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25 Jan 2021 03:41
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Comment on: Google parent Alphabet to shut down Loon, its internet-beaming balloon project
With a limited amount of helium left on earth probably for the best.
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22 Jan 2021 13:09
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Comment on: Biden looks to former Obama staffers, Amazon and Google advisers, for top antitrust roles
He doesn't want to regulate them while they're still licking his asshole. We'll have to wait till Harris calls for a mass medical records doxx on all dissidents or something, and the tech giants go, "Eeee, that's illegal and we don't really want to do that."
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21 Jan 2021 14:00
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Comment on: Apple sued by pressure group for not banning Telegram
Apple users can sign their own IPAs , they just need to plug their phone/tablet/AppleTV to a PC every 7 days to resign the app
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20 Jan 2021 23:05
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Comment on: How Monero Works (And Why its a Better Currency Than BTC)
Weev keeps most of his money in Monero. That's all the reason you need.
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19 Jan 2021 23:45
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Comment on: In Historic First, FAA Approves Fully Automated Commercial Drones In US Skies - Activist Post
How much do you lead a drone?
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16 Jan 2021 15:42
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Comment on: Smart collar translates dog barks into emotions, startup company says
[Range of dog emotions](https://i.imgur.com/oSiajTF_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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15 Jan 2021 13:01
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Comment on: Venmo adds new feature that lets you cash checks from home
Wow, it only took them a decade after most banks.
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04 Jan 2021 20:52
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Comment on: Cydia sues Apple for App Store monopoly
They'll fight a mountain of lawyers in what should be an open and shut case
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03 Jan 2021 22:52
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Comment on: These Tech Companies Are Paying Workers the Same Rates Across U.S.
Surprised they didn't do this long ago. If the same work gets done, especially with employee "production" like with software that's basically free to ship, why wouldn't they choose the cheaper option.
San Fran, I hope you die an agonizing death as the tech moves out and all you are left with are the tent cities.
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03 Jan 2021 22:48
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Comment on: Prototype Microprocessor Developed Using Superconductors – 80 Times More Energy Efficient | SciTechDaily
That's 80x more efficient after factoring in the cooling required to bring it below 4.2 Kelvin
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03 Jan 2021 21:56
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