elif

Any programming language attempting to call a variable anything but a var, such as a "let", or else if anything but else if, such as, elif, or fucking elseif AND else if, is a piece of shit!!

WHY

Why do you want to call a cat a toondick, and why the fuck would you want a second retarded cat

https://secure.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php

There may be several elseifs within the same if statement. The first elseif expression (if any) that evaluates to TRUE would be executed. In PHP, you can also write 'else if' (in two words) and the behavior would be identical to the one of 'elseif' (in a single word). The syntactic meaning is slightly different (if you're familiar with C, this is the same behavior) but the bottom line is that both would result in exactly the same behavior.

FUCKING RETARDED!!

That's true that's true

Yeah or you know, you could go for debian minimal server if you need a stripped down version of the OS

And if you want it even more stripped down, there's arch

Or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SliTaz

Or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Core_Linux it's 11 MB

It's not just fiction, it's also a porn novel http://thebeerbarrel.net/threads/diary-of-anne-frank-xxx-porn-adult-version.21280/

To be fair, the inventor of the first ballpoint pen ever wasn't a jew

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_B%C3%ADr%C3%B3#Early_life

László József Bíró (Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈlaːsloː ˈjoːʒɛf ˈbiːroː]) or Ladislao José Biro (born as László József Schweiger, 29 September 1899 – 24 October 1985) was a Hungarian-Argentine inventor, who patented the first commercially successful modern ballpoint pen.

And this is the guy who came up with the original idea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Loud

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/US392046-0.png/800px-US392046-0.png

Yeah the guy who discovered nuclear magnetic resonance was a jew too, same for the first commercially successful ballpoint pen

Sucks to be so much of a faggot that you need to avoid everything a jew ever touched

You can thank god that no jews were invovlved in the invention of the micro processor

Oh wait... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Mazor

lol

Sounds like you're the one "foaming at the mouth" here...

Projecting much?

Yes, it really does.

You know, it's rarely the martial art that sucks, but very often the practitioner

Wow, so JS is better than PHP?

Nodejs is definitely 100000 times better yes

You have to have some seriously low standards to even mention that.

And I think you're old and projecting

It doesn't suck more than any other language, it has cons and pros, as a matter of fact you have php, now that sucks balls a million times more

They simply have no soul...