With you until the last sentence. There are definitely tasks dynamic languages are far better for

How Tanisha have -5 kids

The module system was a hurdle for us to move at my last job. Otherwise they would be about to roll onto 11

I see you don't understand words. Please define objectively. You low IQ cunt.

He didn't do anything useful. Did you even fucking read how garbage it was?

Because it's a waste of time.

He wasn't taken soon enough. If he was there wouldn't be gigabytes of video with him jerking off on camera crying to porn.

Not really. I wrote an operating system in a semester in college. If you put all of the various classes I have taken and put those efforts to the same goal my OS would have been better than his garbage shitty OS.

Why people are so obsessed with this moron is beyond me.

Tables are relevant for tabulated data. Emails too since some email clients are not that great on complex CSS. Not for laying out sites as a whole or form layout. I like to have people want to come back to me so I can make money from them multiple times so sticking to modern practices are important.

Or write valid HTML

You should see what my idiot boss did for a green field project we have. Yes, at least someone is using tables by hand in 2019. He is one of them. For page layout. Not even tabulated data.

Never knows what flies with how loose some browsers are on standards. Either way that whole thing is a pile of shit.

Not to mention HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language.

Every single person with an actual picture that answers their question looks like a soy milk ass chugger.

They are a wonderful concept. If you want the highest lightest touch you can download "learn you a haskell for great good". Free. Though I don't remember if they specifically mention monads, the practical definition is expressed in the wizard book out of MIT from the 80s or so. Also free online.

I've worked with people that black out drunk actually produced a bug fix and released it after a work party. It might be more that 16 beers deep.

Diversity hires poison software

CD is a windows shell command too

You can if cats is a file system root directory...

Same here. My former manager was a Savant. The rest were all fucking retard.

You are hot enough shit for a six figure salary if you are better than pajeets.

This is why women shouldn't be in this field

Get the feeling you don't know what you are talking about

Indeed. Wouldn't compile.

Based on conventions used it might be C# but pretty sure C# doesn't have System.out

Guess I'll never write anything in python again. They do know just randomly changing names of shit causes backwards compatibility problems, right?

Good thing he is dead then

Yeah, so much more painful than any Oracle,mysql, sqlsever, or postgres tool. Are you retarded? It's infinitely better than any of those options.

The fact you don't like intellij for development tasks probably means you are a fag that thinks you are ultra productive in VI meanwhile everyone around you is accomplishing more.

You are a faggot for saying that

Except the part where they fucked up none of those things

Preferable someone that knows more

Yes it is. It looks like Java and wouldn't compile unless there is a lombok @NoArgConstructor out of sight

I did. Make a lot more money and don't work in a place that has that problem anymore I don't think. There is only one woman on the team and she actually seems competent enough. There are other problems but that doesn't seem to be one. Perks of not working for a company is silicon valley ties.

Correct. And my review feedback was "revised" by an "adjustment board".

That's the problem. They fail and still get praise. Their section in this case was a subset of features I was expected to produce. My other underlings produced passable work. This one completely and utterly failed to follow specifications I wrote and despite daily checkins still failed. When I said "what happened here? The specifications had details down to the function names.". Answer was "I didn't read the spec". This was the simplest part of the overall feature so I was spending more effort overseeing the complex parts and implementing some of them on my own. My fault for not seeing that somewhat downs looking face and not knowing better.

In this case if they failed I failed. I don't like to fail and try to fail as little as possible. Especially on a release worth many millions of dollars in gained revenue.

Any time I hear of some non Asian minority or a woman creating some amazing app I automatically assume it's a grab for fame and praise for something they didn't do. Because I see this played out in the industry a thousand times over even in companies I've worked for. Literally our worst developer was a female Asian and despite never producing working code that cost the company 10's if not 100's of thousands of dollars in production defects she was constantly given perfect reviews and praised. In the instance that I had to take work that she had 3 weeks to do and completely redo it on a Sunday because I was also tied to the deadline she some how got praise for it despite me being like 'hold the fuck on. Look at this commit log. I rewrote everything touched just 2 days ago.'

I definitely did. I had programmed quite a bit before starting my CS program. The mental midgets I TA'd hadn't even done HTML yet. I went to school in my mid 20s