What is the grammar for search and substitute like unix/vi has? for example 1,$s/poop/cake/gp (substitute every occurance of any word with poop in it with "cake" and show results.

I do what I do and it's SERIOUS with SQL I am SO sick of people coming out with supposed panaceas and improvements and SEGREGATING what is MORE valuable if cohesive. and NO flash and splash is NOT important. Appealing to morons is NOT important. I am NOT a par to user interface, I am PERFORMANCE PERIOD. AND successful (3 patents). Using ALL of the TOOLS I use. I do it with ME, not with widgets. The difference between me and you is I'm SMART (Grad school (CS) on FULL Scholarship plus stipend). FACTS. fag. You? What have YOU done? That's "important"?

WHo fucking CARES? We just need basic SQL on a reasonably designed database architecture. WE can take care of the necessary uses. FUCK all this gobbledygook baloney.

No way man. YOU do my research. I'm an executive type. I OWN you. Dance monkey dance! Dance for me! No really.

So you're saying (assuming user contributions) the fundamental features of an Oracle database of today (eg failover, clusters, direct managed tablespaces, a LOT more ) are present?

Never used it. Got any published facts to benchmark those claims? Other than the obvious (cost) benefit.

Thanks for the info! Sounds like you work there!

If you had the money (BIG) and ran Oracle db servers I could set up a fail safe network for you, that fails over to a (possible) string of parallel db's on different hardware using different network resources, that these nerds would have to chase down, while you repaired what they've already done in their wake. Dunno if SQL server can do that. In fact you could make it (given sufficient resources) so that their attacks are invisible/transparent to the users (a chase).

Don't you even have the source (authentic) IP's this is coming from? Can't you just ban them and move on? Are they making bots out of innocent users via virus software? Couldn't you just send notice that we scan (scan regularly) for particular virus or a range of them?

HOW sophisticated are these turds? Constantly writing custom virus's or is it just off the shelf shit that the pussy boy douchebags use?

Hmm. DoD. Perhaps I should look into that. So you're a small shop? How many users of your DB's? Size?

I had about 20 dbs (under MY wing) in a 4 person department. Size of 1-2TB per. I handled pharmacy and various outpatient stuff as well as employee/personnel related DBS. I replaced 2 people devoured by our heinous witch boss, until I too couldn't stand it anymore.

What about the rest of your staff?

I'm a contractor (did 13 years at hospital). I'm primarily a developer but go roped in Oracle DBA (under a HEINOUS witch who later left in disgrace) the last 3 years of that. I have 3 patents (parallel programming), went to grad school on full scholarship. Now everywhere I go the place is CRAMMED with East Indian Immigrants. Oracle (California headquarters) included.

BTW do you use audit trails at all where you are? Also how many East Indian immigrants do you employ v white citizens?

PLUS it's become HELLA expensive. Not to mention Sar bannes oxelly (sp?) and HIPPA pretty much REQUIRE you to have Oracle features now.

Exactly. Stuff like that is NEVER adequately explained. Were you paying for Oracle support? Have access to the support website and stuff? Ever try patching? Or are you casual about that? I had to do TONS of research to find and apply the PROPER patch(es) ONLY. Due to risks (boss).

What version and what features? Failover? ASM?

Oracle THANKS to East Indian infiltration has become a diabolical nightmare of NON elegant confusion. East Indian philosophy NO DOUBT. Just take the RMAN utility! Or any of the other major development features over the past decade. Non elegant, non obvious, overly complex and confusing options NEVER adequately explained. Hell just patching the damn database is a nightmare, as some patches might screw you up if your didn't need them.

What OS environment, languages, dbs, other products are used?

THANK YOU! Everyone thinks C++ is an expansion, and not a stupid man's version of C.

WHY no C++? Are you THAT stupid?

Shouldn't you be able to work this minor issue out for yourself, given you're a TRAINED programmer? It seems fairly obvious to me, Also won't the guy tell you? I HATE people like that at work, but I also don't like to help others whom I'm COMPETING with for JOB ADVANCEMENT. I never ask anyone for anything.

Women I worked with were CONSTANTLY asking for help, like I'm there to help them, instead of just doing my job, or that I'm not wise to that cutesy bullshit personality they use when they want something, like that somehow makes up for them TAKING MY TIME from me! AND they SHIT on you if they don't get what they want. Ask me, they should be ejected from the workplace altogether. I am so sick of women in general, it's not even funny. They are just like niggers only different since the don't look like monkeys.

More SHIT from the retards who should shut the fuck up in computer science.