This is what scrum projects feel like

14    17 May 2016 16:06 by u/carbanara

15 comments

13

No it is not, they are working instead of pointless meetings, status updates and demonstrations that they have done their work. And on top of that, no depressing graph that stares them in their face how badly they are performing.

5

"We're behind schedule because we're taking the time to validate our work with the users and we've caught some mistakes. So let's work longer hours to keep with the artificial deadline!"

9

Took fucking long enough for devs to admit that scrum/agile are shit processes.

7

Any consultant right now who can come up with a different buzzword to mean "80 hour workweeks" will make a killing.

5

Radical Truthstorming Sessions?

5

Future-forward targeted development

1

"That's because you're not doing Agile correctly!"

Any time I hear that I want to punch them in the face.

1

I don't see what's 'correct' about shitting out a barely-functioning prototype every two weeks because somehow that's better than making sure your core functionality is rock solid first.

"Software is different! A civil engineer can't just build a bridge then fix it if it falls apart."

Yeah, and I bet they make sure the foundation is fucking perfect before they do anything else, huh?

0

Where's the guy who has never laid a brick in his life running the show?

1

holding the camera, hes showing you how good his system works

1

Ah of course. The burndown chart is behind him.