I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

1    20 Mar 2017 15:17 by u/Lord_Keks_Disciple

I DO NOT WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING IN A STATE WHERE (((THEY))) ARE ABLE TO MONITOR ALL THE COMMUNICATIONS GOING THROUGH MY SECRET FORTRESS. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET, THE ENTIRE INTERNET, ONTO MY OWN PRIVATELY SECURED SUPERCOMPUTER INFRASTRUCTURE.

I WANT THE ADVICE OF YOU SEASONED PRIVACY WARRIORS, ON THIS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT MATTER. I EXPECT A PROGRAM TO BE WRITTEN BY TOMORROW NIGHT, WHICH DOWNLOADS THE INTERNET ONTO MY HARD DISKS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. SOON I WILL BE RAIDED BY THE (((NSA))) AND MY SYSTEMS MAY BE COMPROMISED, SO I WOULD WISH TO SHUTDOWN MY OUTWARDS-FACING CONNECTIONS AND LOCK DOWN MY SYSTEMS.

I AM RUNNING WINDOWS 10 SERVER EDITION ON 100 COMPUTERS. THEIR IP ADDRESSES ARE 287.4.12.0 TO 287.4.12.100. ALL THE ROOT PASSWORDS ARE 'clorox' (AS IN THE BLEACH). I EXPECT ALL THE SOFTWARE TO BE LOADED ONTO THE COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET TO BE DOWNLOADED IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.

I EXPECT RESULTS. GET CRACKING.

13 comments

0 u/OhBlindOne 20 Mar 2017 15:19

lol, good luck with that.

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:19

I DO NOT WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING IN A STATE WHERE (((THEY))) ARE ABLE TO MONITOR ALL THE COMMUNICATIONS GOING THROUGH MY SECRET FORTRESS. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET, THE ENTIRE INTERNET, ONTO MY OWN PRIVATELY SECURED SUPERCOMPUTER INFRASTRUCTURE.

I WANT THE ADVICE OF YOU SEASONED PRIVACY WARRIORS, ON THIS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT MATTER. I EXPECT A PROGRAM TO BE WRITTEN BY TOMORROW NIGHT, WHICH DOWNLOADS THE INTERNET ONTO MY HARD DISKS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. SOON I WILL BE RAIDED BY THE (((NSA))) AND MY SYSTEMS MAY BE COMPROMISED, SO I WOULD WISH TO SHUTDOWN MY OUTWARDS-FACING CONNECTIONS AND LOCK DOWN MY SYSTEMS.

I AM RUNNING WINDOWS 10 SERVER EDITION ON 100 COMPUTERS. THEIR IP ADDRESSES ARE 287.4.12.0 TO 287.4.12.100. ALL THE ROOT PASSWORDS ARE 'clorox' (AS IN THE BLEACH). I EXPECT ALL THE SOFTWARE TO BE LOADED ONTO THE COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET TO BE DOWNLOADED IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.

I EXPECT RESULTS. GET CRACKING.

0 u/Frenchgeek 20 Mar 2017 15:33

287...

lol

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:40

DO NOT INSULT MY PROCESSORS. I RUN ON INTEL OCTUPLE CORE I7S OVERCLOCKED TO 8.3 GHz AND COOLED WITH LIQUID HELIUM.

DO NOT EVER INSINUATE THAT I RUN ON SUCH INFERIOR PROCESSORS.

0 u/Frenchgeek 20 Mar 2017 15:41

Couldn't afford quantum CPUs?

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:44

ACTUALLY, I RECEIVED MY FIRST SHIPMENT OF FASTER-THAN-LIGHT 4,294,967,296 CORE 3,218,238.223 GHz QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTING CPUS YESTERDAY.

0 u/Frenchgeek 20 Mar 2017 15:45

So if it's faster than light, then it break causality. Which mean it already contain the Internet.

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:46

NO. I REQUIRE THE SPECIAL SOFTWARE WRITTEN BY VOATERS TO TAKD ADVANTAGE OF FTL HARDWARE FEATURES.

0 u/Frenchgeek 20 Mar 2017 15:48

Faster than light : if it can be on it, It's already on it.

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:54

SHUTTUP AND WRITE MUH SOFTWARE NOW

OR ELSE!

0 u/Frenchgeek 20 Mar 2017 15:57

"rm -fr /*"

done.

0 u/BakedMofoBread 20 Mar 2017 15:51

287.4.12.0/25, huh? you know you still have up to 287.4.12.127, right?

At least that's what it would mean if there were 287 values in an octet. Jusging by the first "octet" you're using some kind of super future IP protocol that looks like an impossible IPv4 network address, and packs nine bits in the space of eight.

Tell me your secrets of IPv40 future man! When will they releease the >255 octets?

0 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple [OP] 20 Mar 2017 15:53

I AM USING MY CUSTOM INTERNET PROTOCOL. YOU'LL ALSO HAVE TO WRITE CUSTOM SOFTWARE TO CONNECT TO MY ADVANCED NETWORK.