Hi everyone!

26    28 Jun 2015 01:53 by u/bf 

System.out.print("Hi guys, I'm new to this subverse");  
while(true) {  
    System.out.print("pls respond");  
}

22 comments

13 u/trytohurtme 28 Jun 2015 02:46

std::cout << "java scum" << std::endl;

3 u/SelfReferenceParadox 28 Jun 2015 20:19 
main() {
        puts("C++ scum");
}
2 u/testcore 29 Jun 2015 11:09 
#include <stdio.h>
void main(int argc, int* argv)
{
  char scum[] = {'j','a','v','a',' ','a','n','d',' ','c','+','+'};
  printf("scum: %s\n", scum);
}

Ruby was written in C, too.

1 u/ColaEuphoria 29 Jun 2015 18:55 
main = putStrLn "Enjoy your side-effects, imperative scum."
    >> putStrLn ( "Do you even monad? Oh, by the way, the 100,000th Fibonacci number is "
    ++ show (let fibs = 1 : 1 : zipWith (+) fibs (tail fibs) in fibs !! 100000) )
8 u/beornmiel 28 Jun 2015 02:30 
 import friendliness    
 print (friendliness.greeting())
0 u/Craxic 01 Jul 2015 11:16

I tried it, and it didn't work. I'm disappointed, I thought it'd be something like from __future__ import braces

2 u/beornmiel 01 Jul 2015 17:40

I believe braces are under orthodontia, try:

 from __future__ import orthodontia    
 orthodontia.braces()
4 u/NassTee 28 Jun 2015 03:49

Jesus, quit spamming! ;)

2 u/Ariastrasza 28 Jun 2015 02:44

error 404 response not found.

2 u/0x7a69 28 Jun 2015 05:42 
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) { 
   printf("Greetings program!\n");
   return 0;
}
0 u/SelfReferenceParadox 28 Jun 2015 20:20 
import this
0 u/Endfall 29 Jun 2015 03:11 
while(2^(True + True) == (True * 4 )): #finale foun infint lup!!
    print("HEY IT GEG")
0 u/flat_hedgehog 29 Jun 2015 21:26

Err... select to_char('welcome') from dual;

Note I've never tried this.

0 u/kuda 30 Jun 2015 13:22

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