Coding Saves

48    29 Apr 2018 12:44 by u/Troll

118 comments

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I’m a coder and I still want to do porn!

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Yeah. As much as we may wish not everyone can do it.

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Either way, you're going to get fucked.

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"Either way, you're going to get fucked."
- GapingAnus

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Gay porn?

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I GUESS IF IM FUCKING ANOTHER SLUT THEN YES DOOD

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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KEK

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Bitch would have been better off as a porn star. Tech is getting brutal here lately.

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Looking at those pants, I am not so sure if I believe the message on the shirt.

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Naw, a porn 'actress'. Whoever designed the shirt is stupid to assume that most people that enter porn end up making real money or achieve real fame doing it.

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she can't code for shit. reason: she works in inside sales and is still a whore

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That whore couldn't work the copy machine.

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...then the IT guy walks in and...bau-chicka-bum-bau...she's workin'that copy machine like nobody's business

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But I bet she could work a hard drive. LOL

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Like most people, Alexis enjoys a cup of coffee with her wine.

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damn. didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

the scenery literally makes her out to be a call girl who's just spent the night with some dude at a hotel where he ordered champagne for two the night before. it's the next day.

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Sluts gonna slut.

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Ludicrous... what the fuck does working in the porn industry have to do with choosing a career? There are literally hundreds of thousands of life skills and even more vocation options than “porn or programming”

These gimmicky memes are wack as fuck.

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Broad square shoulders

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Tiny woman wrists

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Not really. Looks like man hands.

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Hahahaha, (((our))) degenerate tranny propaganda is working. The goyim can't even be sure who's a real woman any more.

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I'm actually very good at human anatomy. This thing is trans

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I'll take your word for it. I'd still want to give her/him/it an Aussie Handshake just to be sure though.

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Intense closet homosexuality.

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Youre the one lusting over a feminized dude.

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You do realize the photo is shopped right?

Of course the shoulders will look broad when the entire torso is copy pasted on.

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Yeah, sure, they photoshopped him to look more like a tranny

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Why are the only two choices on offer programmer or porn star?

No one forces women to whore themselves out for all the world to see. They make that choice because they have no shame, morals or dignity and want the easy way out. Porn starts get no respect because they're playing on Easy difficulty.

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It's shopped

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They make that choice because they have no shame, morals or dignity and want the easy way out.

Thats wrong.

They make that choice because there is a large demand and people are willing to pay for it. What you call the "easy way out" is spotting a business opportunity with a large ROI.

What exactly do you need "shame, morals and dignity" for?

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What exactly do you need "shame, morals and dignity" for?

Not to suck nigger cock on screen. Or are we pretending being a porn star is a respectable job?

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Not to suck nigger cock on screen.

Thats not an answer.

What measurable advantage does a person with "shame, morals and dignity" have over a person with no "shame, morals and dignity"?

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I see what you're saying, but one could argue they have a tighter pussy, possibly a tighter asshole, and possibly their virginity.

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a tighter pussy, possibly a tighter asshole, and possibly their virginity.

As long as men are not refusing to marry, impregnate or otherwise waste their time and resources on used non-virgins, a tighter pussy, possibly a tighter asshole, and possibly virginity aren't really advantages.

To be advantages, chastity or virginity would have to lead to more kids and more successful kids and wealth, and whoring around would have to lead to childlessness and poverty, which it obviously doesnt.

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I see by advantages you mean strictly in regards to reproductive success, i.e. Darwinian advantages. I was speaking to individual advantages which are moot in the Darwinian context.

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which are moot in the Darwinian context

In which context are they not moot? What does a woman gain by being a virgin?

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In the context of personal happiness. If I listen to music on my way to work it doesn't accomplish any of these 3 specific goals.

To be advantages, chastity or virginity would have to lead to more kids and more successful kids and wealth...

Regardless, the personal satisfaction I gain from listening to music is advantagous toward my goal of happiness.

Similarly, having a tight asshole for instance, could allow someone to have healthier bowel movements and allowing them to lead a happier life. It has no societal or reproductive advantages, but advantages for that individual.

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In the context of personal happiness.

That is very, very vague, subjective, not based on biology, and not measurable. Its just "feelings". Thats why I asked for anything measurable, so you can derive some guess how millions of individuals will behave, instead of just one. You cant measure "feelings".

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You cant measure "feelings".

Feelings may be subjective, but brain chemistry is not. Just because something is difficult to measure does not make it immeasurable. There are a handful of "feel good" chemicals in the brain that are released in different frequencies and quantities in response to external stimulus. These quantities are measurable with current brain imaging technology.

Feelings are also measurable in a more socialogical, or psychological way via self reporting on surveys, but since you clearly are seeking objectivity I'll exclude those methodologies from our discussion.

Aside from the topic of happiness another metric that is absent in your short list of acceptable advantages is lifespan. Because humans (like all mammals) nurse their young, the lifespan of nursing parents will likely affect, to some degree, the reproductive success of their offspring. However, in instances where adults are infertile or for whatever reason will not be having/caring for any (more) children, how long they live is easily measured and would probably be important to them.

To circle back to the original topic, I'm not sure what the long term health effects of anal sex are. I would imagine that there would be some negative effects that might reduce a person's life expectancy. If this is the case then an advantage of not engaging in this behavior would be a greater chance of living longer. Note that this doesn't meet the criteria that you gave of leading to more kids and more successful kids and wealth.

By the way, the inclusion of wealth on your list seems strange to me. Why would having more wealth necessarily increase reproductive success (which I assume is what you mean by "more successful kids")? Do trillionaires have more reproductive success than billionaires? And they more than middle class families?

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Would you marry a porn star?

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I would. Why not?

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What a cuck. Absolutely disgusting. I bet you'd masturbate watchong her getting gangbanged on set.

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THEY DON'T END UP SUCKING NIGGER DICK ON SCREEN. CHRIST, HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT AS AN ADVANTAGE YOU STUPID FUCKING YID.

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Youre getting angry and shouting in all caps because you are aware that you cant come up with a solid reason why not sucking nigger dick on screen is an advantage.

The whores get paid for it and do it voluntarily and white men arent avoiding them afterwards. Wheres the harm?

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Sorry, that wasn't shouting- that was me trying to punctuate speaking loudly and clearly so thst the retard I'm speaking to could understand it. I see now that you are going for some kind of reduction to the absurd and you'll refuse to accept anything as an end point, but here's how it works: sucking nigger dicks? Bad. Doing it in a format that memorializes forever? Ultrabad.

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It is not bad as long as you can find enough men who will still put a ring on your finger and impregnate you.

And those porn whores all marry and procreate no matter how many nigger dick they publicly suck.

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You've fallen into the trap of thinking everything is subjective. That is not the case. Even ypur own reply admits that it has bad consequences that must be mitigated in order to return to baseline. If a broad sucks nigger dick on screen, she may subjectively experience reliatively little discomfort from the act, but she has still done a bad thing.

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Terrible she missed her true calling.

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Now this would be funny if it was on some big fat neckbeard.

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Coding t-shirts, coding coffee mug....... coding, coding, CODING!!! Am I a coder yet? Or am I just a fucking tranny bimbo with an SJW agenda....?

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I'd put it in her pooper.

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Why not do both?

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Where does she code at?

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Pornhub, while she's bent over a keyboard taking it up the ass.

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What do you mean, I bet she's a pro, making infinite loops.

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Like this one:

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for (;;) { cout << "." }

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