People still think PHP is the same programming language it was 20 years ago. If you use the most modern functions/features, most of the old security flaws have been completely wiped away.
You build the horse in a multithreaded .net core application that consumes an unmanaged c++ dll in which the innards reside, and uses a python process for the legs
Everything goes perfectly, but you were too lazy to actually implement all the concrete interfaces for all the different platforms, so it dies if it ever leaves the microsoft meadow
Lol, I identify with the C++ one the best. The nice thing about C++ though is you can go back and revise a lot when there are easier solutions but you can't remove all 'dangly bits' because that's needed elsewhere...
Man... Fuck COBOL. Like, who the fuck decides "hey, these spies are troublesome... I KNOW! Let's cripple ourselves such that only an idiot would copy us! That'll teach those commies!"
15 comments
1 u/B0x3r 09 May 2018 22:25
ok
0 u/Karbuster 09 May 2018 15:54
Im currently trying to get my php horse to behave in my html environment
0 u/bambou1991 09 May 2018 17:57
Soooo, LISP is the Jewish language?
0 u/GoldShekelSteinBerg 09 May 2018 18:05
"John McCarthy was born in Boston, Massachusetts on September 4, 1927 to an Irish immigrant father and a Lithuanian Jewish immigrant mother"
Yep.
0 u/DinoRider 09 May 2018 18:49
Not bad. A more up to date version of shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages.
0 u/SharpSliceOfMango 09 May 2018 19:17
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0 u/obvious-throwaway- 09 May 2018 19:53
People still think PHP is the same programming language it was 20 years ago. If you use the most modern functions/features, most of the old security flaws have been completely wiped away.
The Java thing made me laugh out loud.
0 u/Patient-00 09 May 2018 20:06
That COBOL one though...."Spot On..Ol Boy..Spot On"
0 u/RaptorJesus 09 May 2018 21:10
Womyn programming in Assembly, that is good satire!
0 u/GumbyTM 09 May 2018 21:40
China tier clone.....
https://assets.toggl.com/images/toggl-how-to-save-the-princess-in-8-programming-languages-0c32e93f47f3f6401913846c4c184e3e.jpg
0 u/CuckDestroyer 09 May 2018 22:02
Welcome to Reddit.
0 u/whereisthemountain 09 May 2018 23:59
0 u/theshopper 10 May 2018 04:29
Lol, I identify with the C++ one the best. The nice thing about C++ though is you can go back and revise a lot when there are easier solutions but you can't remove all 'dangly bits' because that's needed elsewhere...
0 u/futileimpedance 10 May 2018 05:33
Man... Fuck COBOL. Like, who the fuck decides "hey, these spies are troublesome... I KNOW! Let's cripple ourselves such that only an idiot would copy us! That'll teach those commies!"
0 u/shadyibrahim93 10 May 2018 14:01
Soooo, apparently, I didn't know about all languages that exist -.-