I guess he prefers Ruby

80    07 Jul 2018 10:38 by u/Troll

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Yeah, I've known a few Ruby devs in my day and they are all cry babies.

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Or maybe he just thinks Javascript sucks because it does.

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It doesn't suck more than any other language, it has cons and pros, as a matter of fact you have php, now that sucks balls a million times more

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It doesn't suck more than any other language

Yes, it really does.

as a matter of fact you have php, now that sucks balls a million.

Wow, so JS is better than PHP? You have to have some seriously low standards to even mention that.

JavaScriptards are like Apple fans. They foam at the mouth when you insult their stupid tribe.

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Yes, it really does.

You know, it's rarely the martial art that sucks, but very often the practitioner

Wow, so JS is better than PHP?

Nodejs is definitely 100000 times better yes

You have to have some seriously low standards to even mention that.

And I think you're old and projecting

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Are you foaming at the mouth yet?

I bet if we were to do a little quiz about computer science you'd be exposed as a moron in short order.

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Sounds like you're the one "foaming at the mouth" here...

Projecting much?

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Pajeet, you need more education.

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I'm not the elephant worshiper here lololol

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JScide now

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Not having messed with it, my understanding is that JavaScript proper isn't a terrible language, but everybody uses third-party crap that makes the rest of the world miserable because they can't be bothered to code their own left-pad function.

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No typing, not even optional typing.

On ruby's end, DSL-hell and "jajaja, performance increases every year, lets be as lazy and inefficient as pajeets. Performance, code clarity, and maintainability don't matter!"

Both communities: "It's 2018. Don't use [tried and tested library]! What are you, a caveman? Use brand new [xyz]! It's convoluted and requires [a] to do [b] in order to complete [c] so you can gulp/grab//jerk it nice and hard, because architecture isn't a buzzword!"

Meanwhile I'm over here "php is good enough for facebook, it's good enough for me, you nigger hipster."

Also, did you remember to fucking dockerize your work?

You didn't?

You fucking caveman.

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I understand. Played with Node some. Every time I used the NPM command to pull the modules I want, I got pissed thinking about Isaac Schlueter. Huge ANITA commie. I can't think about my project whenever I used the command. Back to Python.

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Isaac Schlueter

That guy is a seriously degenerate kike.

The creator of Node was a dirty kike too -- the fake "grassroots" development model was mostly a ploy to get funding (which seems to have worked). He has since admitted that he doesn't even use it himself any more.

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Yeah the guy who discovered nuclear magnetic resonance was a jew too, same for the first commercially successful ballpoint pen

Sucks to be so much of a faggot that you need to avoid everything a jew ever touched

You can thank god that no jews were invovlved in the invention of the micro processor

Oh wait... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Mazor

lol

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first commercially successful ballpoint pen

Wasn't that Anne Frank?

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To be fair, the inventor of the first ballpoint pen ever wasn't a jew

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_B%C3%ADr%C3%B3#Early_life

László József Bíró (Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈlaːsloː ˈjoːʒɛf ˈbiːroː]) or Ladislao José Biro (born as László József Schweiger, 29 September 1899 – 24 October 1985) was a Hungarian-Argentine inventor, who patented the first commercially successful modern ballpoint pen.

And this is the guy who came up with the original idea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Loud

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/US392046-0.png/800px-US392046-0.png

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But it was Otto Frank who popularized it in his fiction novel "The Diary of a Young Girl".

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Those guys sound like faggots

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I think what happened was he told his mother he wanted to become a Java developer, so she bought him that book and told him "it's the same thing".

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It reminds me of the time my grandma knew I wanted a Transformer for my birthday and instead, she bought me a Go-Bot.

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It's very easy to write 4 dimensional spaghetti code with javascript.

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I'd rather go back to writing cobol than ruby or javascript.

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Possibly one of the worst mainstream languages ever created, yet is often introduced as a "programming 101" to beginners. Really scary.

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All this talk of code recently is making me wonder if there’s going to be a future code language that’s superior in all forms of all current languages that’s being used today.

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Hes just realizing the tools that are used to destroy internet privacy.

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ES6+ gives you enough for a minimalist C#-like subset that works well, with basic classes that still have the underlying prototype system, async/await, and some decent functional built-ins, not to mention the decent stuff (when used right) that gets carried over like closures.

Meanwhile, Ruby continues to be the soy milk of programming.

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Well, only 10% of coders prefer using Ruby, though it has such advantages as fast development, flexibility, inheritance and cost-effectiveness. Javascript is still popular. By the way, I've recently read an interesting article about Ruby on Rails salary survey https://diceus.com/a-comprehensive-ruby-on-rails-salary-survey-2018/. Personally I found some useful information there. Maybe you will also like it!

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WTF? This just bounces to kek.gg. Deleted?