NPC Programming

145    14 Oct 2018 19:08 by u/Troll

38 comments

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C'mon man, write a bot or something and post that here, this is for programs and the creation of.

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I must admit, NPC meme is calculator watch level nerdism and is glorious. I only wish I was good enough to produce one incorporating master:slave but I'm still just a copy, paste, mod level programmer.

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Import groupChant

If NPC.followAlong == true

Print("Hey, hey, ho ho,"&smearTarget&" has got to go!")

Elif

Do until noticed(socialMedia)>=10

Cry

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Nerdly question. What language is that? The meme?

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looks like Java with some typos

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Must be.

System.Out.Println

I figured they'd go for Python, way more trendy.

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Python is about as trendy as having AIDS.

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Extremely, despite all efforts to get faggots to stop doing it?

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elif

Any programming language attempting to call a variable anything but a var, such as a "let", or else if anything but else if, such as, elif, or fucking elseif AND else if, is a piece of shit!!

WHY

Why do you want to call a cat a toondick, and why the fuck would you want a second retarded cat

https://secure.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php

There may be several elseifs within the same if statement. The first elseif expression (if any) that evaluates to TRUE would be executed. In PHP, you can also write 'else if' (in two words) and the behavior would be identical to the one of 'elseif' (in a single word). The syntactic meaning is slightly different (if you're familiar with C, this is the same behavior) but the bottom line is that both would result in exactly the same behavior.

FUCKING RETARDED!!

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Y'all is an okie thing why y'all got to fuck with y'all

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Yankees say it now to be gender inclusive instead of saying "you guys".

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That's fucking gay.

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Y'all needs ta lurn propur hillbillie. It's "you-uns".

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In missoura we say "yous" to indicate the plural. See? No gender. We are SO with-it here!

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I wonder if I should move south. I don't feel safe here in the Democrat infested northern climes.

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I'm an Oklahomie not a hillbilly.

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I watched this movie called Battle in Seattle, about the WTO coming to Seattle in 1999, and a bunch of liberals got together to protest them over things like governments helping large corporations, exorbitant pharmaceutical prices, deforestation, and so on. It didn't even dawn on me until I was half way through the movie, but these were fucking liberals, and I'd immediately labeled them an entirely different group in my head. These people were obnoxious back then too, but they were actually fighting for a belief, not chopping their dicks off and calling themselves a victim, whose plight was somehow more harrowing than a starving nigger baby in the Sudan.

That's not even the icing on the cake. They were against corporatism in the movie, but todays liberals pay to see movies, buy the latest rip-off Apple products, purchase fucking gay ass Star Wars toys, pay unaffordable amounts for twenty different video streaming services to watch two shows, love big government intruding in our lives, and see Big Jew as the good guy. Like... what the fuck happened.

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((((hollywood)))) , ((((soros)))) etc found a vulnerble group of people, and figured out how to exploit them. basically by pandering to their beliefs, with imaginary "movements" . then using those "movements" to push more extreme beliefs.

And using marxist ideals to give them reason to push these movements.

Leftists now want 2 things. welfare, and allowed to perform degeneracy.

Expanding your mind, saving the trees and sticking it to the man isnt cool anymore thanks to hollywood. Weed, free money and buttfucking now is..

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Butt fucking is pretty cool tbh, especially when the girl is totally not into it, but I mean, that's fucking irrelevant.

They literally walked right into the Black Panther Jew-trap. They got mobilized, radicalized and militarized... to go see an okay movie, that had far less of a political message to it than they were hoping for, and it was about a bunch of niggers fighting each other and failing to unite behind a common cause. What's more bug-man, soyboy than that? They protested by watching a movie avout a bunch of nigs nogging to protest things like black poverty, and white oppression, by putting money into the hands of some inbred Europeans with neglible Khazarian admixture.

It's mind blowing that people not only got mobilized to see this overrated movie, which at best deserved a 65% on Rotten Tomatoes due to being another over hyped superhero movie that was carried by nothing but special effects, but that white NPC's went and bought tickets for poor nigger kids. THEY DIDN'T BUY THEM SHOES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES, OR FUCKING GOD DAMN CANNED GOODS, THEY BOUGHT 'EM FUCKING TICKETS TO SEE THE TALKING JEW ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!!!

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You should be running rotten tomatos.

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I take issue with the drink method being in the soy class. It'd make more sense to be in the npc class and you pass an argument of soy.

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You make it sound like they have the ability to drink anything but soy...

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The human class does and soy boy would inherit from human. However, you'd override the method and safely error handle anything other than soy. You can't just program as if the people using your product or extending it later have any idea what they're doing :-D

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foreach(Migrant m in migrants)  

{  

if(m.IQ<86)  

m.LetIn();  

}  

Pure accuracy.

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Did you have this code reviewed? It's pretty terrible.

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Indeed. Wouldn't compile.

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if (man.Color == Color. ORANGE) man.Bad = true;

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Java is racist, confirmed.

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Based on conventions used it might be C# but pretty sure C# doesn't have System.out

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Let's push the meme that "Java is racist." Or better yet, a language we all hate.... may I suggest php or javascript?

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I don't know I don't think this goes far enough. Needs more racist inputs vailed as being acceptable for it to resemble the IRL NPCs coding.

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Half their problems derive from using methods that belong to objects, rather than relying on composition.

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I don't understand the queen ones

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It's a stupid feminist/girl power thing, where if any female says or does anything even remotely left-leaning, the appropriate NPC reaction is to call them "queen" and tell them they "slay," accompanied by "yaassssss" as a form of encouragement.

Sometimes, the female being praised doesn't even have to say or do anything, if they're humongously fat and wear normal people clothing or something skimpy/revealing, NPCs will react similarly.

I think this may have originated with Beyonce. It's since been used to praise trannies, cross-dressers, faghole men and feminine little boys.

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I take issue with the drink method being in the soy class. It'd make more sense to be in the npc class and you pass an argument of a pointer to the soy object. Edit: I am way overthinking this.

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I'll give it a shot

if baby.color() == white: del baby

if allowed_Sexual_Partner_Gender != ownGender: accuseHomophobe()