As a programmer it is worse than this. For my personal code it is all like the left side but it is more like 90/10 as most of the time you end up using a template from an existing source. Big projects that use H1Bs look like the picture.
As a hobbyist programmer, I thought the joke was going to be the opposite. Some first year CS kid asks a question and gets a pajeet demanding to know his rationale only to reveal later that he doesn't know the answer regardless of context. The thread is subsequently closed for being subjective.
Some first year CS kid asks a question and gets a pajeet demanding to know his rationale only to reveal later that he doesn't know the answer regardless of context.
Had something like this happen to me. In my first programming class, I knew nothing. Asked a question from the TA in the programming lab that accompanies the class. Later learn that the reason she couldn't answer a simple question on how to use a Java print method was because she was a diversity student. Only reason she had the grades she did was because vagina.
I wrote a DND ruleset into a game before and had someone complain about all my "bloated math that does nothing". It was foreigner who didn't bother to read anything about the IP we were developing. He didn't understand why my random number generator needed a dice count pass through as to not roll a 1 on a 2D6 dice roll. His excuse? Why I am racist of course. Feminists agreed. I was removed for conduct. Project died after I left and I am assuming everyone turned in the code I wrote for their college "project". Since they didn't know how to debug a compile they should fail. I bet they got an A for being minority or female.
You get what you pay for. I work with Americans, Germans, Suisse, and Slovakians.. and I've had good experiences. The times I've worked with Indians were abysmal.
Pretty much. I used Stack Overflow to actually learn how to do things; most shovel-ware pajeets just straight-up c+p without knowing wtf is going on. That's the difference which cheaping out on labour makes, when hiring a workforce. Hire a team of pajeets to build something that will break whenever the wind changes direction, and then have a small team of actually competent (read: non-Indian) coders, who come along afterwards, to barely hold everything together.
And then they wonder why everything is bastardized, bloated and broken. No, it's not JavaScript's fault most websites clock-in at over 100MBs, per hit. Why spend time coding something small and efficient, which is functionally the same but has 1/10th the size and 10x the performance— that you will fully understand and be able to work with. Why do that, when you can import every single library off Google's CDN, and stitch shit together like a retard making a quilt— and then go post a question on Stack Overflow when everything inevitably breaks, and you can't figure out how to fix it.
I'm sure they had a few chinks contributing good code too. You don't have to be a racist, white supremacist just because spics and niggers weren't contributing anything.
It would be funny if it wasn’t real.
I did the firmware for the PlayStation many many years ago now. It was only I
, an American and a Russian that did all the code, Unicode and hex.
3 people! And our software runs on over 40 billion devices.
I’ve seen whole teams take a week to do what can be done by one person in a fucking morning.
As for replacing us with Pajeets. That’s the norm everywhere now isn’t it.
Once I was working in codementor.com and a pajeet was hired to work for the navy credit union, he could not do the most basic java/jsf stuff so he hired me to do his work while he watched his screen.
Rewrite your code from scratch and stop using other peopkes code., cause most code written is garbage... Was actually said by an astronomer in the 70s-80s.
People who rely on SO to babysit them aren't programmers. You are never supposed to use SO to solve programming problems. You are supposed to use SO to supply what documentation can't.
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0 u/Dean_Wilhelm_Hawkins 03 Dec 2018 20:11
As a non programmer, I can only assume this is correct in 90% of situations
0 u/Low_Paid_Porno_Noob 03 Dec 2018 21:52
As a programmer it is worse than this. For my personal code it is all like the left side but it is more like 90/10 as most of the time you end up using a template from an existing source. Big projects that use H1Bs look like the picture.
0 u/takarabako 03 Dec 2018 22:12
As a hobbyist programmer, I thought the joke was going to be the opposite. Some first year CS kid asks a question and gets a pajeet demanding to know his rationale only to reveal later that he doesn't know the answer regardless of context. The thread is subsequently closed for being subjective.
If only I knew how bad things actually are.
0 u/Plavonica 04 Dec 2018 00:10
Had something like this happen to me. In my first programming class, I knew nothing. Asked a question from the TA in the programming lab that accompanies the class. Later learn that the reason she couldn't answer a simple question on how to use a Java print method was because she was a diversity student. Only reason she had the grades she did was because vagina.
0 u/takarabako 04 Dec 2018 01:01
Good grief. That was high school and not college, right?
0 u/Plavonica 04 Dec 2018 01:08
University.
0 u/takarabako 04 Dec 2018 01:13
ＧＯＯＤ ＧＲＩＥＦ
0 u/canuhunter 07 Dec 2018 15:02
I hope that didn't ruin your love for cs :(
0 u/tassels 04 Dec 2018 14:53
This is literally any programming question.
YOU STUPID ASSHOLES, THE FACT NOBODY ELSE DOES IT IS THE VERY REASON I NEED TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO DO IT.
0 u/Low_Paid_Porno_Noob 04 Dec 2018 18:16
I wrote a DND ruleset into a game before and had someone complain about all my "bloated math that does nothing". It was foreigner who didn't bother to read anything about the IP we were developing. He didn't understand why my random number generator needed a dice count pass through as to not roll a 1 on a 2D6 dice roll. His excuse? Why I am racist of course. Feminists agreed. I was removed for conduct. Project died after I left and I am assuming everyone turned in the code I wrote for their college "project". Since they didn't know how to debug a compile they should fail. I bet they got an A for being minority or female.
0 u/tassels 05 Dec 2018 05:03
Bloated? That's when you remove comments and formatting and jam it all into the same number of lines. Make NumDice optional for additional triggering.
0 u/kevf4 03 Dec 2018 23:19
You get what you pay for. I work with Americans, Germans, Suisse, and Slovakians.. and I've had good experiences. The times I've worked with Indians were abysmal.
0 u/Whitemail 04 Dec 2018 16:13
You don't like Amapubujab's code, because you're racist.
0 u/videocodec 03 Dec 2018 20:36
Sums up microsoft code with code from the old white programmers vs goldbricking shitskin indians.
0 u/TheTrigger 04 Dec 2018 00:09
Pretty much. I used Stack Overflow to actually learn how to do things; most shovel-ware pajeets just straight-up c+p without knowing wtf is going on. That's the difference which cheaping out on labour makes, when hiring a workforce. Hire a team of pajeets to build something that will break whenever the wind changes direction, and then have a small team of actually competent (read: non-Indian) coders, who come along afterwards, to barely hold everything together.
And then they wonder why everything is bastardized, bloated and broken. No, it's not JavaScript's fault most websites clock-in at over 100MBs, per hit. Why spend time coding something small and efficient, which is functionally the same but has 1/10th the size and 10x the performance— that you will fully understand and be able to work with. Why do that, when you can import every single library off Google's CDN, and stitch shit together like a retard making a quilt— and then go post a question on Stack Overflow when everything inevitably breaks, and you can't figure out how to fix it.
0 u/andrew_jackson 04 Dec 2018 02:01
Kindly do the needful?
0 u/TheTrigger 04 Dec 2018 06:33
I will begin the upgradation.
0 u/Schreiber 04 Dec 2018 05:07
You're missing the invisible part in front of the horse, the most recent code written by nigger tranny diversity hires.
0 u/shady_character 04 Dec 2018 19:02
I thought they just designed icons, corrected spelling mistakes and submitted Codes of Conduct?
0 u/Whitemail 04 Dec 2018 16:12
I'm sure they had a few chinks contributing good code too. You don't have to be a racist, white supremacist just because spics and niggers weren't contributing anything.
0 u/N3DM 03 Dec 2018 21:09
Sheesh. This was me and my grad school math proofs (math.stackexchange.com)
0 u/Botanist 03 Dec 2018 21:41
It would be funny if it wasn’t real. I did the firmware for the PlayStation many many years ago now. It was only I , an American and a Russian that did all the code, Unicode and hex. 3 people! And our software runs on over 40 billion devices.
I’ve seen whole teams take a week to do what can be done by one person in a fucking morning.
As for replacing us with Pajeets. That’s the norm everywhere now isn’t it.
Does make me laugh though, thx for the giggle.
0 u/fedevela [OP] 03 Dec 2018 22:28
Once I was working in codementor.com and a pajeet was hired to work for the navy credit union, he could not do the most basic java/jsf stuff so he hired me to do his work while he watched his screen.
X(
0 u/elitch2 03 Dec 2018 23:44
You just doxed yourself, eh?
0 u/prairie 04 Dec 2018 07:51
The ultimate un-doxxing is to make honest-sounding posts that have nothing to do with you. Did I tell you about the time I was on an Apollo mission?
0 u/oligarchsalamander 18 Dec 2018 23:19
We faked the shit out of one of those.
0 u/phillyjoe 04 Dec 2018 15:04
40 billion PS1's? yeah ok.
0 u/SilentWitness7 03 Dec 2018 22:21
Jesus for president
0 u/Drakgan 03 Dec 2018 23:58
Did your shit just kick me out fucker?
0 u/psimonster 03 Dec 2018 22:51
I don't copy from StackOverflow... so you can just imagine what my code looks like.
0 u/oligarchsalamander 18 Dec 2018 23:20
Something competent?
0 u/mralexson 03 Dec 2018 23:35
Me
0 u/AdamLanza 04 Dec 2018 02:30
Rajakumaran: Hey, Pajeet, how do I fix this code?
Pajeet: Poo in it!
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Maybe you junior or novice bitches.
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0 u/ZapHammer 04 Dec 2018 08:05
Rewrite your code from scratch and stop using other peopkes code., cause most code written is garbage... Was actually said by an astronomer in the 70s-80s.
0 u/AbyormenitePiranha 21 Jan 2019 16:12
People who rely on SO to babysit them aren't programmers. You are never supposed to use SO to solve programming problems. You are supposed to use SO to supply what documentation can't.