Top or bottom? (WTF)

110    29 Jan 2019 14:50 by u/o0shad0o

62 comments

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Its getting so personal now... I'm sick of seeing my industry inundated with SJW and identity politics bullshit. Engineering needs to be about skill and not feelings.

Its 1984. They are changing our language to their newspeak. They are fighting us and accusing us of thoughtcrimes... What next? Do we need to create an electrical outlet that is male and works with the male plug. A docking outlet! Then no one can be offended by sexist electrical outlets! Gay electrical outlet pride!

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One cis 10A non-binary circuit breaker please sir.

IT'S MA'AM!

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Facecrimes happened recently

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Sounds like you're in crisis, Brother. Certain items may be confiscated to make your dwelling safe for habitation. Get well soon.

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Just work your way up to lead/management roles and be the change you want to see in the world. That's my plan

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Good luck brother! I hope more people like you have that plan!

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Confirming what real devs have known for years: nodejs is gay.

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My thoughts exactly. The level of "diversity" required to cobble together so many brain-dead ideas is staggering, I suspected it would involve some serious mental illness.

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Yeah, there was a widely deployed package that had the sole purpose of determining if an integer is even, among numerous other ridiculous one liner "libraries".

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Holy shit, thats funny because I've refused to learn nodejs as it just seems retarded. I'm not even a developer.

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You don't say.

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RIP all those accounts. Twitter is on a ban rampage right now creating quarantines for the 2020 elections and no wrongthink is allowed.

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whats funny is they will be irrelevant by 2020

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They will only become irrelevant if they are replaced by some other venue, which they aren't. Since they are aware that they wont be replaced in the foreseeable future, they can safely abuse their power.

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says you.

I remember when facebook wasn't 'a thing' and when ICQ had twitter beat (still does).

The latest 'tech' isn't anything more than an SQL database with some fancy dressing.

the next tech will be a databaseless future tech. I can't wait. All the underlying technology exists to make it happen today.

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I didnt say that they cant be replaced, I said that I dont see a competitor in the forseeable future.

And it isnt about technology, it is about mass psychology and network effects which are difficult to replace.

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I said that I dont see a competitor in the forseeable future.

neither did myspace

it turns out SQL databases and hard drives are pretty cheap

And it isnt about technology

very true in that existing tech can be replaced by existing tech overnight.

it is about mass psychology and network effects which are difficult to replace.

false. future tech which already exists overrides these considerations in my opinion.

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So who is, in your opinion, going to replace twitter within a 12-month timeframe?

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I could write the app tommorow.

but i suspect some jew controlled shit will take over.

buy gentile. hire gentile. use gentile.

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This totally makes sense for javascript devs.

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Makes sense actually because node is for faggots

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Concern troll about how rainbow flag is nazi symbol for white nationalism

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Every single person with an actual picture that answers their question looks like a soy milk ass chugger.

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Oh look at me, I'm such an interesting faggot! The faggots don't even code, they just freeload along on what others built.

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Wrong. Sad.

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why do u have to constantly defend gays doing retarded shit. im gay and i dont feel the need to defend stupid shit like this. i dont get it

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The faggots don't even code, they just freeload along on what others built.

If this language doesn't alarm you..

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Faggots make everything they infest focus on their faggotry. Faggots are not productive in any facet of society.

That pride flag, their false rainbow, identifies selfish inconsiderate useless weak minded failures that expertly play the victim.

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it's part of the communist playbook everything is an opportunity to promote their sociopolitical views, feminists and racial activists do the same thing

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Should let them know rainbows are racist they keep the colors separated.

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And all of those colors together makes white light

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It's the new dog whistle of the alt-right (whoever they are?)

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When you focus on unimportant shit (like where you stick your dick) you aren't focused on the task at hand (like writing better code). This is just another example of Jewdi mind tricks to make white people less productive and therefore less dominant. This trend is going to be reversed quite soon, however, as Mother Nature kicks survival of the fittest up a notch or two. I can confidently state: Degenerates are not long for this world.

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Where you stick your dick is very important. Ever heard of sodom and gomorrah? Sodomites will be punished.

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There were destroyed because they were obsessed with sticking their cocks in the wrong places. If there were of any actual use, however, jewgod would not have destroyed them.

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Sorry bud, whether you like it or not - homo's are some of the highest producers towards society per capita

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...of STD's and underage rape victims, yeah. You're 100% correct.

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Well they aren’t caring for a family - where's the evidence - there's so much propaganda.

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It's pretty sad when the only thing they're proud of in life is getting fucked in the ass

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The third and correct option is that this shit doesn't belong in the development world. These faggots are trying to destroy whats left that is good in the world of I.T. YOUR FEELINGS DO NOT RUN THE NODES OF THE WORLD! FUCK...OFF!

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Original tweet. Looks like Twitter changed their code so archive.today doesn't work any more. :(

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It's apparently official swag? WTF

https://imgoat.com/uploads/aa1883c641/190599.jpg

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A node.js dress on a afro||pajeet model. Ok...

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I mean... node.JS IS pretty gay...

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JS itself is very homosexual.

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The node people have been incompetent SJW idiots since forever. This is nothing surprising. From not being able to correctly handle their repositories, to valuing feefees over code, they're an idiot project.

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Totally kiked

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It's beautiful

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Everyone knows node.js is fucking gay

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You see that web devs? If you use node, you're a literal faggot. I have photographic evidence now.

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God gave Noah a rainbow as a promise he would one day bring back the flood waters to drown all faggots.

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Fucking degenerates, everywhere. Infiltrating development now. It was bad enough with the zombies in HR and Marketing.

I remember this guy Steve disappeared in 1995 for a few months and came back as Sheila. Was transferred on its request to a different city altogether so as not disrupt the product group.

Now these fucks rub it in your face.

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All culture and community must be drafted in service of the revolution!

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Bottom.

JavaScript faggots are most certainly bottoms.

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Nice

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Now the Faceoogle machine is programming the programmers to accept deviants.

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The state of the JavaScript ecosystem is ridiculous. npm is run by incompetent fools.

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JS is probably the gayest programming language...

Good programming languages have strict static typing, catch errors at compile time, produce lean native code, perform close to the speed of C but with much higher developer productivity, are highly portable, aren't run by left-wing corporations (ex. unlike Go, C#, Swift) or non-profits (ex. Rust), have 100% free permissive license for all major components (ex. Java), no crazy syntax that only math PhDs like (ex. Haskell, Lisp), and no affirmative action CoCs!

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Here's a creature they are promoting: Nodebotanist