((((Lisp))) is the most (((Jewish))) programming language.)

1    13 Jul 2019 02:45 by u/libman

(The (((Lisp))) programming language family was created and popularized by: (

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12 comments

0 u/pushthis 13 Jul 2019 04:04

WTF!!!!!!

0 u/fluhthreeex 13 Jul 2019 05:09

nepotism works? what??

0 u/neogag 13 Jul 2019 05:54

PHP has a Hebrew error message. https://yvoloshin.github.io/php/2018/01/20/why-does-php-speak-hebrew/

0 u/obvious-throwaway- 14 Jul 2019 18:06

Yeah, but PHP has html'en'tities.

0 u/libman [OP] 15 Jul 2019 22:11

PHP is a horrible programming language in every way, and its popularity was proof of something sinister...

Glad that it declined quite a bit.

0 u/obvious-throwaway- 15 Jul 2019 22:40

I was just making a joke, but what exactly is the problems with PHP vs whatever?

0 u/libman [OP] 15 Jul 2019 22:43

Too many to list.

Search for php sucks and you'll find dozens of essays, but they barely scratch the surface.

0 u/obvious-throwaway- 15 Jul 2019 23:00

PHP used to have a host of issues around security, which created a storm of hate 10-15 years ago. They cleared up most of those issues around 5 and even more now by 7. It's a way different language than it used to be. I can't speak as an expert in PHP, but I think people sometimes look at technology as a picture in time as opposed to something that constantly progresses.

0 u/avgwhtguy1 13 Jul 2019 06:05

What are the least jewish programming languages?

0 u/libman [OP] 15 Jul 2019 22:09

Pig. j/k.

See here.

Any programming language without a communist license, a CoC, and a leftist government-loving megacorp sugardaddy would do. For a systems programming language I like Nim and D.

0 u/udo 16 Jul 2019 00:05

C by Dennis M. Ritchie & Kenneth Lane Thompson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Ritchie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Thompson

neither jews as far as anyone knows.

The C Language, which eventually evolved into ANSI C (C89) in the year 1990 when finally voted on as a ISO/ANSI standard.

0 u/psimonster 14 Jul 2019 00:52

(((John McCarthy))) (original Lisp creator (mother's name (((Glatt)))))

That explains the pseudo-jewfro: https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2011/10/31/20/48-John-McCarthy-AP.jpg