JavaScript: How It's Made

1    20 Oct 2019 18:06 by u/user9713

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I fucking hate javascript almost as much as I hate ABAP.

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Why do you hate it?

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Because I like programming low level machine stuff in C and my job doesnt do that.

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lol I see.

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It's the nigger of programming languages

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lmao I guess I haven't reached that level where I start to see what's wrong with it. I do know that it sucked in the beginning, but it's improved a lot since then and I'm actually enjoying learning it.

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Make a GET request and print out the result synchronously, this is a simple two line task in almost any other language.

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I don't know of anyway to do what you're saying synchronously. XHR/Fetch use callbacks and promises, respectively.

But I do know that it's more than two lines.

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Exactly my point, in JS you fight async more than it helps it leads to bloated overly complex solutions to simple tasks. And don't get my started on NPM simple apps requiring hundreds of megabytes of dependencies.

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Data-bind: these nutz