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Voat didn't let me make the OP link point directly to the JS results visualization.

In the tests completed 2019-10-20 and 2019-10-15, the PHP-based "swoole-no-async" is somehow beating all C/C++, Rust, Java, Go, etc Web Frameworks by a huge margin, especially in "Multiple Queries" and the flagship "Fortunes" benchmark.

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My exposé worked!!1

The Jew magic has disappeared in the latest result.

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Fellow goat, what is ((())) about php?

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Modern PHP was created by Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski in Israel. It even had "Easter Eggs" in Hebrew...

So it's often used in a list of "Great Israeli Inventions" that the world supposedly couldn't live without.

It's such a horrible programming language, I've always joked that it's popularity was some sort of a conspiracy...

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Thanks, didnt know that. I think its pretty safe to say most modern tech is really (((tech))), just look at intel and their security holes, the name says it all lol.

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reccomend me an alternative!

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Well, pretty much any other popular scripting language is better than PHP, Python and Ruby being the better options. But best software is written in type-safe languages. I personally recommend Nim or D.