NoSQL isn't a "complete game changer", OP. The "complete game changer" is the flood of hipsters crowding the industry.
These are hipsters who would rather their code read like a haiku than be efficient. We would call them script kiddies if it weren't for the fact that 90% of these kids are SJWs and would find any excuse to label you a "Databaseist".
Seriously, ask any of these Ruby jackasses to replicate Active Record by themselves and they would be completely lost. So, we can't expect them to make an educated decision when it comes to choosing a database, now can we?
Showing trends in NoSQL databases is kind of like showing what happens when you let a 5 year old choose between vegetables and ice cream. Yeah, we see a trend toward NoSQL because you put a fucking retard inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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1 u/Master_Foo 30 Jul 2015 05:17
NoSQL isn't a "complete game changer", OP. The "complete game changer" is the flood of hipsters crowding the industry.
These are hipsters who would rather their code read like a haiku than be efficient. We would call them script kiddies if it weren't for the fact that 90% of these kids are SJWs and would find any excuse to label you a "Databaseist".
Seriously, ask any of these Ruby jackasses to replicate Active Record by themselves and they would be completely lost. So, we can't expect them to make an educated decision when it comes to choosing a database, now can we?
Showing trends in NoSQL databases is kind of like showing what happens when you let a 5 year old choose between vegetables and ice cream. Yeah, we see a trend toward NoSQL because you put a fucking retard inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.