"I couldn't pawn the work off on my $5/h Indian coworkers that don't speak an intelligible dialect of English or have any programming skill whatsoever, but it's somebody else's fault it's not done yet. Yeah the guys that were fired, it's their fault."
Having played the Borland 4.0 C++ compiler that came out in a Sam's "Learn C++ in 21 Days" back in the '90's for about a year, I can assure you that specific compilers can be very buggy indeed.
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5 u/not_superiority 08 Aug 2015 02:56
My favorite is "I'm retiring."
3 u/RevanProdigalKnight 08 Aug 2015 04:06
So many problems that could be fixed by writing unit tests up front...
0 u/captbrogers 08 Aug 2015 07:43
I couldn't agree more.
2 u/Chris_E 08 Aug 2015 12:28
"This feature would be outside of scope" As a freelancer, I feel I really need to learn to say this more often.
1 u/taxation_is_slavery 08 Aug 2015 08:38
"I couldn't pawn the work off on my $5/h Indian coworkers that don't speak an intelligible dialect of English or have any programming skill whatsoever, but it's somebody else's fault it's not done yet. Yeah the guys that were fired, it's their fault."
0 u/Balrogic 08 Aug 2015 10:06
Well, as long as the programmer doesn't understand how the programming language works or how to use it correctly, I guess that's okay...
1 u/theoldguy 11 Aug 2015 06:37
Having played the Borland 4.0 C++ compiler that came out in a Sam's "Learn C++ in 21 Days" back in the '90's for about a year, I can assure you that specific compilers can be very buggy indeed.
0 u/vorsamp 07 Sep 2015 08:25
"Works for me!"