Please welcome your new mods: mwolf, Sylos and Xenoprimate!

8    18 Aug 2015 17:12 by u/Craftkorb

Hello everyone!

In the last sticky I told you that I'm looking for new mods. Several people have applied. I want to again thank everyone who took their time and did so. Thank You! Deciding who to take and who not to wasn't easy, it literally came down to small things like timezones.

Without further words, here is now your new current moderator team!

That's it. See ya. (Sticky for 48 hours)

12 comments

4 u/Xenoprimate 18 Aug 2015 17:18

'Lo everyone. I can only speak for myself but I'm only here to tag posts correctly, remove spam, and help keep stuff on topic. I do of course have my own opinions relating to "SJW drama" and all sorts of stuff but I'm not here to censor anything, just keep the sub running. Peace! :)

4 u/reeperpill 18 Aug 2015 17:48

I hope none of the new mods are filthy Haskell zealots trying to push their agenda on unsuspecting Visual Basic programmers. That would be reason enough to fork(2) this sub.

2 u/Xenoprimate 18 Aug 2015 19:04

I'll endofunctor your monoids in a minute if you're not careful ;)

1 u/Sylos 18 Aug 2015 19:11

Haskell 4 lyfe. Down with VB. But Seriously. I've never used Haskell and only hello world'd VB

2 u/mwolf 18 Aug 2015 21:40

Haskell is for plebians. Both Haskell and C++ are designed by committee. Haskell and C++ now have lambdas, and lambda's look like triangles, therefore illuminati.

The only way to get anything done is in an Arch Linux or Gentoo environment using C, implementing all your data structures by hand and using triple indirection :)

2 u/Craftkorb [OP] 18 Aug 2015 23:00

I tried to use Haskell in ruby, but then I accidently monkey patched it instead. My now automatic pluralizing string is capable of calculating the force needed to fly to the moon and back by a perfectly intuitive grammar.

1 u/poisonthemonkey 20 Aug 2015 06:43

Congratulations, and good luck on having an easy job ;)

-1 u/President-Sanders 22 Aug 2015 05:43

No, fuck off with all this pointless fucking vainglory.

0 u/Craftkorb [OP] 22 Aug 2015 13:33

Due to our transparency and no-censorship policies, your comment is here to stay for others to see. Enjoy.

1 u/President-Sanders 22 Aug 2015 13:47

I for one welcome our new moderator overlords.

*tries not to sweat*. *you need me to do it again?*.

That's all well and good, but to quote Chris Rock:

Tired tired tired of moderators. You know the worst thing about moderators? Moderators will brag about shit you're supposed to do: "I don't randomly delete other people's shit", "I think other's have a right to express themselves". You're SUPPOSED to motherfucker. What you want, a cookie? You're not supposed to delete people's shit, you low IQ motherfucker.

0 u/Craftkorb [OP] 22 Aug 2015 16:16

Sure, a cookie would be fine. Popcorn donations are also welcome, my stocks are running low :(

0 u/President-Sanders 22 Aug 2015 13:47

(but yeah, cool cool cool!)