1. It's comedy pseudo-code ffs
2. Have you ever heard of string interning?

FYI go back to nitpicking on stackoverflow.

It's hilarious how many virgins think the answer to their problems is to go too far in the opposite direction and still end up looking pathetic.

I've never had trouble finding quality women, so I don't need your trite advice.

Sure. But that has nothing to do with what I just said.

If you hate yourself because you're an utter failure with women, there are better fixes for that. Try testosterone shots or something.

class MuslimMan {
    public boolean willFuck(Object partner) {
        if (partner.hasVagina() && partner.age < 13) {
            return true;
        } else if (partner.species == "goat") {
            return true;
        } else {
            // Fuck it anyway
            return true;
        }
    }
}

So jews try to lower white birthrates by shitting on culture and brainwashing women.....and your response is to do exactly what they want you to do? The more you double down on treating women like disposable whores, the more of that kind of woman you'll find. You'll probably be sterile before you realize what an idiot you are...

Shieeeet. We got a couple of internet big shots over here.