omg, check out the examples/HelloFeminists file :D

// The whole idea of main() is frankly Oppressive, in an ideal
// world there would be no main() or subroutine(), only me()
xe womain()
OPENDIALOGUE
    // Remember to check your privilege.  Always.
    PrivilegeCheck().
    // "std" is sooooo old-fashioned. we use "sti" nowadays
    sti::cout of_the_following "Hello, feminists!\n"
ENDMISOGYNY

The language is to be strictly interpreted using feminist theory. Compilation privileges a single processor architecture over all others, which is deeply problematic. We cannot FORCE a cpu to conform to any architecture but rather let it self identify. Just because you're running something on an arduino doesn't mean it can't be an otherkin Xeon with a dozen 64-bit registers and PAE and it would be discriminatory for you to hand it ARM assembly. Instead, C+= is interpreted, which fosters communication, itself a strong female trait.

My gender studies professor would be so proud :')

Here is my university's into to C course. There are two recommended textbooks/resources listed, as well as pdf's of the lectures about all the topics we cover, which you can use to supplement your own learning. Good luck; C is a bitch of a first language.