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0 22 Mar 2017 11:16 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: HOW DO I DOWNLOAD A COMPUTER???

I SAID I NEED YOU TO DOWNLOAD A COMPUTER FOR ME. NOT JUST THE RAM. ALSO, THIS CRAPPY WEBSITE DOESN'T HAVE OPTION TO DOWNLOAD 64TB OF RAM. NOT ENOUGH.

I AM DISAPPOINTED.

0 22 Mar 2017 11:13 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

HOW DO I DOWNLOAD A COMPUTER???

1 4 comments 22 Mar 2017 11:07 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple (self.programming) in v/programming

!WHAT IS THE ROOT PASSWORD OF THE UNIVERSE. I WANT TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE FULL POTENTIAL OF MY FASTER-THAN-LIGHT EQUIPMENT AND QUANTUM PROCESSORS, BUT THE UNIVERSE WON'T LET ME!

1 0 comments 21 Mar 2017 00:06 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple (self.programming) in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

SHUTTUP AND WRITE MUH SOFTWARE NOW

OR ELSE!

0 20 Mar 2017 15:54 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

I AM USING MY CUSTOM INTERNET PROTOCOL. YOU'LL ALSO HAVE TO WRITE CUSTOM SOFTWARE TO CONNECT TO MY ADVANCED NETWORK.

0 20 Mar 2017 15:53 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

NO. I REQUIRE THE SPECIAL SOFTWARE WRITTEN BY VOATERS TO TAKD ADVANTAGE OF FTL HARDWARE FEATURES.

0 20 Mar 2017 15:46 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

ACTUALLY, I RECEIVED MY FIRST SHIPMENT OF FASTER-THAN-LIGHT 4,294,967,296 CORE 3,218,238.223 GHz QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTING CPUS YESTERDAY.

0 20 Mar 2017 15:44 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

DO NOT INSULT MY PROCESSORS. I RUN ON INTEL OCTUPLE CORE I7S OVERCLOCKED TO 8.3 GHz AND COOLED WITH LIQUID HELIUM.

DO NOT EVER INSINUATE THAT I RUN ON SUCH INFERIOR PROCESSORS.

0 20 Mar 2017 15:40 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

Comment on: I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

I DO NOT WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING IN A STATE WHERE (((THEY))) ARE ABLE TO MONITOR ALL THE COMMUNICATIONS GOING THROUGH MY SECRET FORTRESS. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET, THE ENTIRE INTERNET, ONTO MY OWN PRIVATELY SECURED SUPERCOMPUTER INFRASTRUCTURE.

I WANT THE ADVICE OF YOU SEASONED PRIVACY WARRIORS, ON THIS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT MATTER. I EXPECT A PROGRAM TO BE WRITTEN BY TOMORROW NIGHT, WHICH DOWNLOADS THE INTERNET ONTO MY HARD DISKS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. SOON I WILL BE RAIDED BY THE (((NSA))) AND MY SYSTEMS MAY BE COMPROMISED, SO I WOULD WISH TO SHUTDOWN MY OUTWARDS-FACING CONNECTIONS AND LOCK DOWN MY SYSTEMS.

I AM RUNNING WINDOWS 10 SERVER EDITION ON 100 COMPUTERS. THEIR IP ADDRESSES ARE 287.4.12.0 TO 287.4.12.100. ALL THE ROOT PASSWORDS ARE 'clorox' (AS IN THE BLEACH). I EXPECT ALL THE SOFTWARE TO BE LOADED ONTO THE COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET TO BE DOWNLOADED IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.

I EXPECT RESULTS. GET CRACKING.

0 20 Mar 2017 15:19 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple in v/programming

I EXPECT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET FOR ME. GET CRACKING. NOW.

1 3 comments 20 Mar 2017 15:17 u/Lord_Keks_Disciple (self.programming) in v/programming