User: cd code
Computer: No 'code' directory here sorry.
User: cd..
Computer: "That's not how you do it"
User: pwd
Computer: Here you are, but you could have just looked at your prompt you fool. Remember yesterday when you learned how to customize it? Look at the friggin mess you made of it....it's so embarrassing, make sure you don't let anyone else see it.
User: cd..
Computer: Are you retarded? I told you that's wrong.
User: cd ..
Computer: Horray! There's hope after all, here you go...
User: ls
Computer: Look what we have here...
User: cd code
Computer: Kill me now!!