Comment on: Looking to learn Java, is Netbeans still a good all around tool?
0 19 Mar 2020 22:55 u/AndrewBlazeIt in v/programmingComment on: Greenhouse Design Group | Web Design and Digital Marketing Services
Nobody gives a shit about your gay-ass design company, faggot
Comment on: Simplest way to earn some extra cash by completing task online
Go hang yourself
Comment on: Banned from LinkedIn for exposing their flawed platform
Also the entire site reeks of dudes with cell phone holsters
Comment on: Why nodejs has been sublime for eCommerce website development and business
why nodejs is good
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Comment on: Top or bottom? (WTF)
I mean... node.JS IS pretty gay...
Comment on: When all your senior devs leave and you're left with fucking nigger-brained idiots
Windows 10 dev?
Comment on: How to Integrate Google Pay Service Into Your Android App and Why You Need It
Always do the opposite of what Google wants.
Comment on: Not Everyone Should Code
See: Pajeets
Comment on: Microsoft will lose developers for a generation if it stuffs up GitHub, says future CEO
People still use GitHub?
They revealed themselves as colossal faggots back in, like, 2013.
Comment on: Microsoft now in control of GitHub means they have the kill switch of Open Source
How to avoid all that shit
Step 1: Don't use GitHub
Wow, THAT WAS SUPER HARD.
Comment on: #GirlsCan: Girls Who Code | COVERGIRL
Sponsored by a cosmetics company
Kek.
Comment on: Forcing women into programming is a fucking mistake
Huh. I thought you'd have one unless you overrode it, rather than just defining ANY other constructor.
Shows how much I use default constructors in Java, I guess (none).
Comment on: Forcing women into programming is a fucking mistake
Nah Java always has a default constructor unless you override it.
Comment on: Forcing women into programming is a fucking mistake
The Girl class does not have a means to change age, which is Private, so all Guy objects will eternally be stuck at age 0.
Comment on: Agile development exposed as techie superstition
ONE WEEK REFACTOR CYCLE. REBUILD THE SYSTEM FROM THE GROUND UP EVERY FUCKIN' WEEK.
....yeah, pass.
Comment on: Can anyone help me understand Python functions?
What kind of chart?
Formatted command-line outputs, or some kind of text or graphic file?
Comment on: Are these many partitions normal???? WTF
Nope.
Comment on: How to implement a programming language (tutorial for beginners)
Lil bit.
Comment on: Causes of software development woes
Beat me here.
Comment on: Do you hate JavaScript?
I think it has it's place, but lots of websites - especially news websites for some reason - REALLY need to get their shit together.
Comment on: What Makes a Good Programmer? 10 Basic Programming Principles
Yes. Full-scale refactors every X number of days is a cornerstone of agile/scrum/other processes like that.
Comment on: What Makes a Good Programmer? 10 Basic Programming Principles
Refactor, Refactor, Refactor
Refactoring for the sake of refactoring is retarded.
Comment on: What Makes a Good Programmer? 10 Basic Programming Principles
- Refactor, Refactor, Refactor
Sorry, I can't understand the author with all that Agile dick in their mouth
Comment on: Onwards to Valhalla: Java ain't dead yet and it's only getting bigger
No, FORTRAN is bullshit. Java's nothing, son
Comment on: Onwards to Valhalla: Java ain't dead yet and it's only getting bigger
It's actually possible to know multiple languages at the same time
Comment on: Onwards to Valhalla: Java ain't dead yet and it's only getting bigger
Oh noes, I have to type THIRTY characters on this line instead of 20
Comment on: Onwards to Valhalla: Java ain't dead yet and it's only getting bigger
Java is nowhere close to dead.
People who believe otherwise are likely just butthurt about its verbosity.
It makes designing GUIs way less gay