Java is the highest paying that I've seen, by far (and much higher than on this list)

But I concede it might have a higher deviation because it's used so much, so the average counting a variety of work might be lower, but when considering a higher tier of work only, it's probably the highest.

eh, It has ⌘B - it's an IDE

emacs - fuck your vim

sublime text (useful in OS X as it ties in with all the sleepy-power-features, you never have to save anything and whatever)

I do use vim on occasion though, with I had more occasion to use it (more for structured file editing I like it) also intellij IDEA

no unix skills, can't even git - well, learn first, before you make a portfolio.

Stick ubuntu on your fucking computer - FYI, my macbook from '08 is blazing fucking fast and I develop loads on it and it runs Yosemite. My rMBP is awesome an all but realize that plastic laptops are a false economy.

Now go get a $5 USB stick and run lubuntu on your fucking shitty laptop and go through a 101 git/github tutorial and then look at a good solid "branch merge and patch" workflow for git.

There's some that use atmospheric noise / radiation and other sources - but if you know the sources you might even be able to guess at what they were using.

People spending days writing self modifying code just to squeeze that last few hundred bytes out to make the program fit.

Those were the days.

Before we dive into why it doesn’t work

This is the dumbest fucking "look how clever I am" shit, that's why it's shit.

Which in turn is akin to Bitstream Vera Sans Mono - brilliant for use in emacs.

https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/30/99cc63d01cd6098715edb0d41e884365.png

compare:

http://sourcefoundry.org/hack/assets/img/mockup/srcmockup.png

Oh, another Bitstream Vera Sans Mono clone

https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/30/99cc63d01cd6098715edb0d41e884365.png

(but yeah, cool cool cool!)

I for one welcome our new moderator overlords.

*tries not to sweat*. *you need me to do it again?*.

That's all well and good, but to quote Chris Rock:

Tired tired tired of moderators. You know the worst thing about moderators? Moderators will brag about shit you're supposed to do: "I don't randomly delete other people's shit", "I think other's have a right to express themselves". You're SUPPOSED to motherfucker. What you want, a cookie? You're not supposed to delete people's shit, you low IQ motherfucker.